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Hercs In The Dressing Room After the Stoke Match

Hercs In The Dressing Room After the Stoke Match

*We join the lads mulling over their 0-0 draw against Stoke, MON is celebrating like he's won the world cup*

MON: Yippee!!

*Milner whispers to Ashley Young*

Milner: Why's the boss celebrating like that man?

A.Young: Because it's the middle of March and we've not lost yet.

*MON immediately stops celebrating and his face contorts with rage*

MON: Who said it!? Who said the name of the month I said was never to be said in the dressing room!?

*The lads all sheepishly point at Heskey*

Heskey: What!? I didn't ... I mean.... It wasn't.

MON: Emile! A man of your age and discernable lack of striking ability should know better.

Heskey: Don't put me on the chair boss, please, I didn't even say 'March'.

MON: That's it! 'Funny man' are you!? Do I need to remind you what happened to Nigel!?

.....

*Nigel Reo-Coker is handcuffed to a radiator in a dank room somewhere in bodymoor heath, there appears to be nothing in the room but a saw, tears are streaming down his face*

NRC: I only suggested that we play a right back at right back.

....

Heskey: Sorry boss.

MON: As this is a day for celebration I'll show mercy Emile but know this....

*MON points to his eyes with two fingers then at Heskey with them*

MON: Anyway, OK game lads, we couldn't possibly be expected to win with that wind.

Gabby: Sorry boss, don't think my stomach's right yet.

MON: No, I mean, nevermind. John where were the goals?

*Carew doesn't look up from filing his nails*

Carew: Nah, not today.

MON: I ... um .... OK.



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Monday March 15 2010
Time: 10:45AM

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Comments

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on form as usual!
The Fear
15/03/2010 11:24:00
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on form as usual!
The Fear
15/03/2010 11:24:00
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ha ha ha
vangogo
15/03/2010 11:26:00
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ha ha ha
vangogo
15/03/2010 11:26:00
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brilliant...
duggan8
15/03/2010 12:03:00
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brilliant...
duggan8
15/03/2010 12:03:00
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Carew, nah not today!! how true is that? great stuff.
claretandbluearmy
15/03/2010 16:29:00
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LOL I loved the saw reference! had me lmao!
Astriel
15/03/2010 17:12:00
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LOL I loved the saw reference! had me lmao!
Astriel
15/03/2010 17:12:00
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Good one Hercs. Good to get a laugh out of what was a relatively poor performance. You sure you haven't got an 'insider' in the dressing room, and your spoof post game talk actually took place? Keep 'em coming.
glensider
16/03/2010 00:07:00
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