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Hercs In The Dressing Room Post Burnley Match

*We join the lads celebrating their 5-2 victory over Burnley, Heskey is doing his 'I got a goal' dance*

Heskey: Oh yeah! Scoring the winner at the death, that's what Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey is all about.

Milner: The winner? At the death? There were loads of goals and yours was somewhere in the middle man.

Heskey: I didn't see you scoring any winning goals James.

Milner: I was layin' on assists like.

Heskey: Assists? Pah! The people want goals young James, one day you'll learn that. I'll teach you to put a few away if you'd like?

*Milner raises his eyebrows in bemusement as MON enters, he is singing to himself as he strolls through the doors.*

MON: ...and we'll keep on fighting to the end, we are the...... What in the ....!? Gabriel unhand Stewart at once!

*Gabby stops throttling Downing*

Gabby: He stole my celebration boss!

MON: He what?

Gabby: The one where I look super happy and jump pointing to my name on my back with my thumbs.

*Downing climbs to his feet rubbing the back of his neck*

Downing: I cannae help it, I like goals like.

*Gabby lunges for Downing*

Gabby: I like goals!

*half of the team are restraining Gabby*

Downing: I just like 'em more than you pet, I mean I scored two, how many did you score?

*Gabby starts pointing to his fingers, counting the goals he scored.*

Downing: You scored one Gabriel, one.

MON: Enough of this bickering lads there were enough goals for everyone. Good battling and passion out there. James, you must've lost 12 pints of blood from your head.

*A weak, paler than usual Collins barely raises his hand and slowly extends a thumbs up*

MON: And Emile, I think we're all beginning to see your potential, why with the right coaching in a few years you'll be an excellent striker.

*The dressing room erupts with laughter, Delph approaches Ashley Young*

Delph: Mr.Young sir?

A.Young: Yes Fabian?

Delph: I was wondering if you could show me something.

A.Young: No problem Fabian, I love to help out the youngsters with their tricks and technique, what do you want to learn? How to beat your man or how to whip in a cross or...?

Delph: No that one tackle when you smashed Eagles and you were like 'Pow!' and Eagles was like 'Aaaaargh my leg, back and arms!' and the ref was like 'play on!'

*Delph looks attentively at A.Young, pulling out his notepad and pen.*




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday February 22 2010

Time: 11:15AM

Your Comments

another one...hilarious.
vangogo
another one...hilarious.
vangogo
lol - love it - is there a way to subscribe to these so I don't miss any!
worto03
lol - love it - is there a way to subscribe to these so I don't miss any!
worto03
Just keep reading the forums worto03!!
Charizma
Just keep reading the forums worto03!!
Charizma
Bless young Fab Delph, look forward to seeing him play Wednesday (he better play on Wednesday!)
davidsands1982
Bless young Fab Delph, look forward to seeing him play Wednesday (he better play on Wednesday!)
davidsands1982
Its all about the goals young James, ill teach you how to put them away....... Absolutely brilliant
av-jc-86
Its all about the goals young James, ill teach you how to put them away....... Absolutely brilliant
av-jc-86
So good, looking forward to the cup final 'Hercs in the dressing room'
johnmurphy3112
So good, looking forward to the cup final 'Hercs in the dressing room'
johnmurphy3112
Should get some sketches/animations to go with these as well ~ possible a satire type cartoon, the marketing possibilities are endless.

Three cheers for Hercs, Hip Hip .....
davidsands1982
Should get some sketches/animations to go with these as well ~ possible a satire type cartoon, the marketing possibilities are endless.

Three cheers for Hercs, Hip Hip .....
davidsands1982
you have to keep coming back worto03, it is our master plan so you all never escape!
The Fear
you have to keep coming back worto03, it is our master plan so you all never escape!
The Fear
AWESOME!!!
JT_daniel
AWESOME!!!
JT_daniel
 

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