Date:Friday February 19 2010
*We join the lads getting ready for their match against Burnley*
MON: OK lads we've been here before, Burnley are a.....
*A loud roar is heard outside the dressing room*
MON: What in the world?
*The door crashes open and Brian Jensen storms in, he is snarling, kicking chairs about and knocking over flipcharts, Sidwell is holding up a chair with the legs pointed at 'the beast'*
Sidwell: What the hell is that thing!?
Delph: I dunno, but if I can kick it, I can kill it.
*Delph lurches forward with a grin on his face*
MON: No Fabian! Get back here.
*Delph frowns, Brian Laws appears in the doorway*
Laws: Brian! Brian!
*Laws grabs the large chain around Jensen's neck and tugs him toward the door.*
Laws: Sorry fellas, he gets a bit 'flappy' when we're away from home.
MON: Get it out of my dressing room!
*Laws and Jensen leave*
MON: Right with the fixtures piling up I'm going to have to rotate the squad.
*MON points to his squad and formation on a whiteboard, Ashley Young raises his hand*
A.Young: Boss that's the same squad we always play.
MON: Oh but is it Ashley? As you can see I have swapped James and Stilyan in the middle, James will play in the left central position, Stilyan in the right.
Milner: That's what we already pleey like.
*MON turns to the whiteboard rubbing out Milner and Petrov's names and swapping them around*
MON: There, and just to shake things up around the 70 or 80 minute mark I'll bring on Steve or Fabian, they'll never see it coming.
*Delph mutters aloud as he jots on a notepad.*
Delph: (70th minute ..... Kick Eagles) Gotcha boss.
MON: Hang on, no kicking.
Delph: (...and Elliot)
MON: Wait what are you writing there?
*Delph clutches his notepad to his chest*
Delph: Nowt boss.
*MON returns to his team talk*
Delph: (...Especially Eagles)
Date:Friday February 19 2010
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@VillasHerc - In The Dressing Room Before Arsenal (Thursday May 28 2015)
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Bacuna's A Leg In For FA Cup Success (Thursday May 28 2015)
Audio - FA Cup Highlights So Far (Thursday May 28 2015)
Aston Villa Infographic - FA Cup Final Preview (Thursday May 28 2015)
@VillasHerc - In The Dressing Room Before Arsenal (Wednesday May 27 2015)
Where Do We Go From Here? (Wednesday May 27 2015)
Delph On Wembley Dream (Wednesday May 27 2015)
Westwood Looks To Wembley (Wednesday May 27 2015)
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