Date:Monday February 15 2010
*We join the lads solemn after their draw with Crystal Palace. MON enters shaking his head.*
MON: Saints preserve us, Stephen your dad is still banging on about 'that' corner, tell him to give it a rest will you?
S.Warnock: Neil Warnock's not my dad boss.
MON: Yes, I probably wouldn't admit it either.
S.Warnock: But he's not, we're not even related....
MON: Yes, distance yourself I would.
S.Warnock: No, seriously....
*MON turns to the all the lads*
MON: Well lads, don't feel sorry for Crystal Palace, they were never going to match such a strong team, I mean we didn't want to go out of the F.A Cup and we certainly didn't want to congest our fixture list with a replay.
A.Young: Boss .... We did congest our fixture list with a replay.
MON: Come again?
A.Young: We only drew, it was 2-2.
MON: WHAT!? But the way Neil is going on....
A.Young: He's always like that.
MON: And the way we celebrated when Petrov scored....
*MON mimics in slow motion the little dance of delight he did on Petrov's goal*
A.Young: Yeah, I think it was relief mainly.
MON: So did ANYTHING good come of the match!?
Delph: I got a card to add to my collection boss!
*Delph opens a card wallet folder flipping through the cellophane pages filled with red and yellow cards, he slides his new yellow card into one of the pages, Sidwell peers at it impressed*
Sidwell: Oooh Nice.
Delph: Did you see when I kicked that guy? I was all like 'woooooooy yah!' Then the ref was all like 'Calm down Fabian, I'm putting you in my book' Then I was like 'no way man, I didn't even touch him' then the air ambulance came and....
*There is a knock on the dressing room door, it opens slightly and Neil Warnock sticks his head around it*
N.Warnock: You ready Stephen? Your mum's got tea on.
S.Warnock: You're NOT. MY. DAD!
Date:Monday February 15 2010
Do Villa Need Another Point To Be Safe? (Friday April 18 2014)
Something For The Weekend (459) (Friday April 18 2014)
Lawro Fence Sitting - Doom Returns For Mystic Mug (Friday April 18 2014)
How Many Points Will Villa Get To End Of Season? (Friday April 18 2014)
Deeney In, Helenius Out? (Thursday April 17 2014)
Lambert Upbeat Ahead Of Saints Clash (Thursday April 17 2014)
No Fresh Injury Problems Ahead Of Southampton (Thursday April 17 2014)
Lord Mayor Charity Cup Match For Academy (Thursday April 17 2014)
Randy In Praise Of Lambert (Wednesday April 16 2014)
Villa Confirm Suspensions (Tuesday April 15 2014)
|1.||Pride of Lions||893|
|6.||Villan Of The North||202|
|Crystal Palace||1||-||0||Aston Villa|
|Man Utd||4||-||1||Aston Villa|
|12. West Ham||35||10||7||18||-10||37|
|14. Hull City||33||10||6||17||-6||36|
|15. Aston Villa||34||9||8||17||-14||35|
» West Ham : 19/04/2014 17:18:00
|Oldest League Debut?
» Chelsea : 19/04/2014 17:06:00
» Man Utd : 19/04/2014 16:11:00
|Magath`s Still Confident
» Fulham : 19/04/2014 16:04:00
|Match Day Moments - Sunderland (h)
» Chelsea : 19/04/2014 15:10:00
» Fulham : 19/04/2014 14:56:00
|Spurs 3 Fulham 1
» Fulham : 19/04/2014 14:48:00