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Hercs In The Dressing Room Post Palace Match

*We join the lads solemn after their draw with Crystal Palace. MON enters shaking his head.*

MON: Saints preserve us, Stephen your dad is still banging on about 'that' corner, tell him to give it a rest will you?

S.Warnock: Neil Warnock's not my dad boss.

MON: Yes, I probably wouldn't admit it either.

S.Warnock: But he's not, we're not even related....

MON: Yes, distance yourself I would.

S.Warnock: No, seriously....

*MON turns to the all the lads*

MON: Well lads, don't feel sorry for Crystal Palace, they were never going to match such a strong team, I mean we didn't want to go out of the F.A Cup and we certainly didn't want to congest our fixture list with a replay.

A.Young: Boss .... We did congest our fixture list with a replay.

MON: Come again?

A.Young: We only drew, it was 2-2.

MON: WHAT!? But the way Neil is going on....

A.Young: He's always like that.

MON: And the way we celebrated when Petrov scored....

*MON mimics in slow motion the little dance of delight he did on Petrov's goal*

A.Young: Yeah, I think it was relief mainly.

MON: So did ANYTHING good come of the match!?

Delph: I got a card to add to my collection boss!

*Delph opens a card wallet folder flipping through the cellophane pages filled with red and yellow cards, he slides his new yellow card into one of the pages, Sidwell peers at it impressed*

Sidwell: Oooh Nice.

Delph: Did you see when I kicked that guy? I was all like 'woooooooy yah!' Then the ref was all like 'Calm down Fabian, I'm putting you in my book' Then I was like 'no way man, I didn't even touch him' then the air ambulance came and....

*There is a knock on the dressing room door, it opens slightly and Neil Warnock sticks his head around it*

N.Warnock: You ready Stephen? Your mum's got tea on.

S.Warnock: You're NOT. MY. DAD!




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday February 15 2010

Time: 10:51AM

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lol, these really do get better and better!
The Fear
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15/02/2010 11:47:00

lol, these really do get better and better!
The Fear
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15/02/2010 11:47:00

"then the air ambulance came and.... " LOL
FootyFans
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15/02/2010 12:37:00

"then the air ambulance came and.... " LOL
FootyFans
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15/02/2010 12:37:00

I will have to start doing these for my bowls club.
andy5759
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15/02/2010 15:48:00

I will have to start doing these for my bowls club.
andy5759
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15/02/2010 15:48:00

So funny.Is Delph a geordie?
claretandbluearmy
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15/02/2010 16:49:00

So funny.Is Delph a geordie?
claretandbluearmy
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15/02/2010 16:49:00

Comedy Genius
leerj0
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15/02/2010 19:36:00

Comedy Genius
leerj0
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15/02/2010 19:36:00

Lmao, 'YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.' Brilliant!
JayVFC
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15/02/2010 20:15:00

Lmao, 'YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.' Brilliant!
JayVFC
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15/02/2010 20:15:00

long time reader first time poster love these highlight of my day
kainga
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16/02/2010 03:07:00

long time reader first time poster love these highlight of my day
kainga
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16/02/2010 03:07:00

Magic! I'd love to think some of these actually get read out to the players, but then I'd also wonder if some of them would actually get the joke!
YatesyVillain
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16/02/2010 06:05:00

Magic! I'd love to think some of these actually get read out to the players, but then I'd also wonder if some of them would actually get the joke!
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