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Hercs In The Dressing Room Post Palace Match

*We join the lads solemn after their draw with Crystal Palace. MON enters shaking his head.*

MON: Saints preserve us, Stephen your dad is still banging on about 'that' corner, tell him to give it a rest will you?

S.Warnock: Neil Warnock's not my dad boss.

MON: Yes, I probably wouldn't admit it either.

S.Warnock: But he's not, we're not even related....

MON: Yes, distance yourself I would.

S.Warnock: No, seriously....

*MON turns to the all the lads*

MON: Well lads, don't feel sorry for Crystal Palace, they were never going to match such a strong team, I mean we didn't want to go out of the F.A Cup and we certainly didn't want to congest our fixture list with a replay.

A.Young: Boss .... We did congest our fixture list with a replay.

MON: Come again?

A.Young: We only drew, it was 2-2.

MON: WHAT!? But the way Neil is going on....

A.Young: He's always like that.

MON: And the way we celebrated when Petrov scored....

*MON mimics in slow motion the little dance of delight he did on Petrov's goal*

A.Young: Yeah, I think it was relief mainly.

MON: So did ANYTHING good come of the match!?

Delph: I got a card to add to my collection boss!

*Delph opens a card wallet folder flipping through the cellophane pages filled with red and yellow cards, he slides his new yellow card into one of the pages, Sidwell peers at it impressed*

Sidwell: Oooh Nice.

Delph: Did you see when I kicked that guy? I was all like 'woooooooy yah!' Then the ref was all like 'Calm down Fabian, I'm putting you in my book' Then I was like 'no way man, I didn't even touch him' then the air ambulance came and....

*There is a knock on the dressing room door, it opens slightly and Neil Warnock sticks his head around it*

N.Warnock: You ready Stephen? Your mum's got tea on.

S.Warnock: You're NOT. MY. DAD!




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday February 15 2010

Time: 10:51AM

Your Comments

lol, these really do get better and better!
The Fear
lol, these really do get better and better!
The Fear
"then the air ambulance came and.... " LOL
FootyFans
"then the air ambulance came and.... " LOL
FootyFans
I will have to start doing these for my bowls club.
andy5759
I will have to start doing these for my bowls club.
andy5759
So funny.Is Delph a geordie?
claretandbluearmy
So funny.Is Delph a geordie?
claretandbluearmy
Comedy Genius
leerj0
Comedy Genius
leerj0
Lmao, 'YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.' Brilliant!
JayVFC
Lmao, 'YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.' Brilliant!
JayVFC
long time reader first time poster love these highlight of my day
kainga
long time reader first time poster love these highlight of my day
kainga
Magic! I'd love to think some of these actually get read out to the players, but then I'd also wonder if some of them would actually get the joke!
YatesyVillain
Magic! I'd love to think some of these actually get read out to the players, but then I'd also wonder if some of them would actually get the joke!
YatesyVillain
 

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