Date:Friday February 12 2010
*The lads are gearing up for their F.A Cup clash against Crystal Palace*
MON: OK lads, we're going to Crystal Palace. It's going to be....
Gabby: A Crystal Palace? Does the queen live there?
MON: No Gabriel.
Gabby: What about the king?
MON: King? What king? There is no king. It's a football team, Anyway at Selhurst Park ....
Gabby: The park? I thought we were going to a palace?
*The Hercules the lion Mascot enters the Dressing Room, he does a silent, little dance*
Gabby: Oooh a lion.
*Gabby leaves his chair and sits on the floor cross-legged facing the dancing lion mascot as MON continues*
MON: Anyway where was I? Ah yes, Crystal Palace are a...
Milner: Soor what like? We go in a room and solve a puzzle? If we make it we get a crystal if we fail we get locked in the room and...
MON: That's Crystal Maze!
*Ashley Young and Milner are now engaged in conversation*
A.Young: ..... and all the tickets are flying around in the massive dome....
*MON is jumping up and down*
MON: I said that's Crystal Maze! Look lads we have to be cautious of this team, they knocked out Wolves last round.
MON: The football team.
Carew: Wolves that play football!?
MON: Well .... Not really.
*Bella the lioness Mascot enters the Dressing Room, she does a silent, little dance. Carew scrambles for his wallet in his trousers whilst watching over his shoulder*
MON: Anyway enough of this nonsense. Stilyan are you fit enough to play?
*Petrov winces and shakes his head*
Petrov: No boss.
*MON tosses Petrov the captain's armband*
MON: Then lead the lads to victory!
*MON is making his way to the door*
Petrov: I said no boss.
*Petrov stares at the now vacant doorway.*
Date:Friday February 12 2010
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