Vital Football

Latest Aston Villa News

Hercs In The Dressing Room Pre FA Cup

Hercs In The Dressing Room Pre FA Cup

*The lads are gearing up for their F.A Cup clash against Crystal Palace*

MON: OK lads, we're going to Crystal Palace. It's going to be....

Gabby: A Crystal Palace? Does the queen live there?

MON: No Gabriel.

Gabby: What about the king?

MON: King? What king? There is no king. It's a football team, Anyway at Selhurst Park ....

Gabby: The park? I thought we were going to a palace?

MON: Hercules!

*The Hercules the lion Mascot enters the Dressing Room, he does a silent, little dance*

Gabby: Oooh a lion.

*Gabby leaves his chair and sits on the floor cross-legged facing the dancing lion mascot as MON continues*

MON: Anyway where was I? Ah yes, Crystal Palace are a...

Milner: Soor what like? We go in a room and solve a puzzle? If we make it we get a crystal if we fail we get locked in the room and...

MON: That's Crystal Maze!

*Ashley Young and Milner are now engaged in conversation*

A.Young: ..... and all the tickets are flying around in the massive dome....

*MON is jumping up and down*

MON: I said that's Crystal Maze! Look lads we have to be cautious of this team, they knocked out Wolves last round.

Carew: Wolves!?

MON: The football team.

Carew: Wolves that play football!?

MON: Well .... Not really.

Carew: So...

MON: Bella!

*Bella the lioness Mascot enters the Dressing Room, she does a silent, little dance. Carew scrambles for his wallet in his trousers whilst watching over his shoulder*

MON: Anyway enough of this nonsense. Stilyan are you fit enough to play?

*Petrov winces and shakes his head*

Petrov: No boss.

*MON tosses Petrov the captain's armband*

MON: Then lead the lads to victory!

*MON is making his way to the door*

Petrov: I said no boss.

MON: Victory!

*Petrov stares at the now vacant doorway.*

Carew: Woooooooooo!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Hercs
Date:Friday February 12 2010
Time: 10:58AM

Comments

0
Brilliant mental image of the mascots dancing, and Gabby sitting on the floor laughing and clapping like a child, whilst Carew is waving a fistful of £50 notes in the air !!! LOL !
AV-Damo
12/02/2010 12:16:00
0
Brilliant mental image of the mascots dancing, and Gabby sitting on the floor laughing and clapping like a child, whilst Carew is waving a fistful of £50 notes in the air !!! LOL !
AV-Damo
12/02/2010 12:16:00
0
lol, 'does the Queen live there' !
The Fear
12/02/2010 12:33:00
0
lol, 'does the Queen live there' !
The Fear
12/02/2010 12:33:00
0
Crystal Maze was amazing, but only with Richard O'Brian, the other guy was poor!
davidsands1982
12/02/2010 12:38:00
0
Crystal Maze was amazing, but only with Richard O'Brian, the other guy was poor!
davidsands1982
12/02/2010 12:38:00
0
These are getting better and better.
YatesyVillain
12/02/2010 14:40:00
0
These are getting better and better.
YatesyVillain
12/02/2010 14:40:00
0
LMOA - 'Wolves play football?' Mon: 'Well not really'. CLASSIC. Awesome stuff!
Astriel
12/02/2010 15:13:00
0
LMOA - 'Wolves play football?' Mon: 'Well not really'. CLASSIC. Awesome stuff!
Astriel
12/02/2010 15:13:00
Page 1/2
  1. 1
  2. 2

Login to post a comment

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Bruce On Pathetic Reading Performance

Another game, another loss another and another embarrassing and shoddy performance from so called Aston Villa stars.

Transfer Windows To End Early?

The Premier League and the EFL will both be seeking thoughts from member clubs on whether or not to close the summer transfer window before the season kicks off in coming years.

Stan Collymore Rips Into Aston Villa Shambles

Stan Collymore has his say and he doesn't hold back on Aston Villa.

Aston Villa: The Missing X Factor

gmvillans says: Leadership has many forms: vocal, physical, by example.

Archived Vital Villa Articles

Vital Villa articles from

Site Journalists

J P Fear
Editor email
Profile
Mike Field
Editor email
Profile
Steve Wade
no email
Profile
JuanPablo Angel
no email
Profile
Glensider
no email
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

Reading MotM
Suggested By: Site Staff
Johnstone9%
Hourihane10%
Fans22%
Johnstone & Fans59%
ScoopDragon Publishing Entire League Network of Sites
Write for Vital Football
Latest F1 News
Is Formula E a threat to Formula One?
Latest Vital Boxing News
Burns and Crolla Have Respect for Each Other
The Vital Football Members League

Recent Aston Villa Results (view all)

Aston Villa Fixtures (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.The Fear221
2.Pride of Lions190
3.Fulford189
4.sirdennis185
5.Silhillvilla169
6.Melon Donkey154
7.JuanPabloAngel151
8.DeanoVilla138
9.McParlandTheGreat133
10.villasince67117
Vital Football Comment