Date:Monday February 1 2010
*We join the lads celebrating their victory over Fulham, MON enters, despite the win he seems annoyed*
MON: Long ball team!? Long ball? I swear if one more person mentions 'long ball' I'm going to kill them!
A.Young: Come on boss, everyone knows it's not true, the statistics are there to be seen.
Milner: Aye an' even the meern man Alan Shearer said it like, who knows more about football than Shearer man?
*The lads look at each other silently*
MON: Enough about that anyway, Gabriel you scored! And twice, why you went through defenders like Vanessa Perroncel!
Gabby: Thanks boss.
MON: Yes, I'm so glad you finally netted in the league, I was considering offering you in a swap deal for Jason Scotland.
*The dressing room erupts with laughter, MON is laughing an obviously fake, hearty laugh that goes on a little too long*
MON: Yes, what a funny joke.
*MON peers at the screen on his mobile phone, it reads 'Roberto Martinez Call?', he presses cancel*
Heskey: Ha ha ha Jason Scotland, he never scores does he?
*The lads all look at Heskey, he lowers his head*
MON: And my fantastic defenders another clean sheet.
*The defenders high five each other and pat each other on the back*
MON: Richard, James, Luke you're like an impenatrable wall and Carlos with your beard and no-nonsense attitude you're like a young Chuck Norris.
Cuellar: Viva Chuck Norris!
*The dressing Room erupts with laughter, the door knocks loudly, MON answers it, it's Steve the coach driver*
Steve: Ready for the long haul team!?
*MON leaps at Steve, he is throttling him and flushed with rage*
A.Young: He said haul boss! Haul!
Date:Monday February 1 2010
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