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Hercs In The Dressing Room - Post Fulham

*We join the lads celebrating their victory over Fulham, MON enters, despite the win he seems annoyed*

MON: Long ball team!? Long ball? I swear if one more person mentions 'long ball' I'm going to kill them!

A.Young: Come on boss, everyone knows it's not true, the statistics are there to be seen.

Milner: Aye an' even the meern man Alan Shearer said it like, who knows more about football than Shearer man?

*The lads look at each other silently*

MON: Enough about that anyway, Gabriel you scored! And twice, why you went through defenders like Vanessa Perroncel!

Gabby: Thanks boss.

MON: Yes, I'm so glad you finally netted in the league, I was considering offering you in a swap deal for Jason Scotland.

*The dressing room erupts with laughter, MON is laughing an obviously fake, hearty laugh that goes on a little too long*

MON: Yes, what a funny joke.

*MON peers at the screen on his mobile phone, it reads 'Roberto Martinez Call?', he presses cancel*

Heskey: Ha ha ha Jason Scotland, he never scores does he?

*The lads all look at Heskey, he lowers his head*

MON: And my fantastic defenders another clean sheet.

*The defenders high five each other and pat each other on the back*

MON: Richard, James, Luke you're like an impenatrable wall and Carlos with your beard and no-nonsense attitude you're like a young Chuck Norris.

Cuellar: Viva Chuck Norris!

*The dressing Room erupts with laughter, the door knocks loudly, MON answers it, it's Steve the coach driver*

Steve: Ready for the long haul team!?

*MON leaps at Steve, he is throttling him and flushed with rage*

A.Young: He said haul boss! Haul!


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Date:Monday February 1 2010

Time: 11:22AM

Your Comments

again...I'm a big fan....and that' huge, cause I'm a Yid...
vangogo
again...I'm a big fan....and that' huge, cause I'm a Yid...
vangogo
nice to know vangogo, good to have a laugh eh!?
The Fear
nice to know vangogo, good to have a laugh eh!?
The Fear
....."why you went through defenders like Vanessa Perroncel!" .... ooohhh, controversial ! .... but bl**dy funny !! LOL.
AV-Damo
....."why you went through defenders like Vanessa Perroncel!" .... ooohhh, controversial ! .... but bl**dy funny !! LOL.
AV-Damo
Milner is from Yorkshire...other than that, BRAVO once again. :D
AstonVillaFC
Milner is from Yorkshire...other than that, BRAVO once again. :D
AstonVillaFC
Brilliant - again!
revdpete
Brilliant - again!
revdpete
LOL @ Milner.
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LOL @ Milner.
FootyFans
AstonVilla FC, we know Milner is from Yorkshire, it is just part of the fun!
Charizma
AstonVilla FC, we know Milner is from Yorkshire, it is just part of the fun!
Charizma
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