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Decent Aston Villa Joke!

Decent Aston Villa Joke!

Martin O’Neill has signed a new foreign super-kid.

On the new boy’s first day of training, O’Neill picks up a ball and shouts very slowly:

'You get this and kick it at the goal.'

The new super-kid looks a bit bewildered but carries on nonetheless.

The next day at training, exactly the same thing happens.

O’Neill stops play, scoops the ball up and shouts - even slower than last time:

'You get this and score a goal.'

Again the young foreign kid looks discombobulated, but carries on.

On the third day, it happens again:

'You get this and score a goal.'

This time, the foreign super-kid finally cracks, so shouts to his new manager:

'Boss, I speak very good English and know what to do!'

O’Neill says:

'Not you son, I’m talking to Heskey!'



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Lee Lindsay
Date:Thursday January 28 2010
Time: 4:40PM

Comments

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Awesome!
leelindsay
28/01/2010 16:44:00
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Awesome!
leelindsay
28/01/2010 16:44:00
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am sick and tired of this site. I always loved Vital Villa but flick me if the only stuff published on the front page these days is this sort of negative rubbish. Its not even funny; Heskey scored in the game before last when we BEAT blackburn 6-4!!!
simonbigron
28/01/2010 17:52:00
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am sick and tired of this site. I always loved Vital Villa but flick me if the only stuff published on the front page these days is this sort of negative rubbish. Its not even funny; Heskey scored in the game before last when we BEAT blackburn 6-4!!!
simonbigron
28/01/2010 17:52:00
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for goodness sake Simon, get a sense of humour about things mate, this is just a joke, we can laugh at ourselves as well as others, it is just a joke, bit of fun. Look at all the positive stuff on here in the last week before jumping down our necks. Just a laugh. I knew someone would come on and moan. Blimey oh reilly when did everyone get so serious and forget to have a bit of banter and a bit of humour along the way?! Read article after article here and there is loads of positive stuff, the Liverpool fan one for a start, Vital Acorns stuff, the match report, Hercs in the dressing room (for a laugh) some great fan interviews through this quiet period, great coverage pre and post matches, ticket info, banter, etc. Chill out mate, there is nothing offensive about this joke.
The Fear
28/01/2010 17:56:00
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for goodness sake Simon, get a sense of humour about things mate, this is just a joke, we can laugh at ourselves as well as others, it is just a joke, bit of fun. Look at all the positive stuff on here in the last week before jumping down our necks. Just a laugh. I knew someone would come on and moan. Blimey oh reilly when did everyone get so serious and forget to have a bit of banter and a bit of humour along the way?! Read article after article here and there is loads of positive stuff, the Liverpool fan one for a start, Vital Acorns stuff, the match report, Hercs in the dressing room (for a laugh) some great fan interviews through this quiet period, great coverage pre and post matches, ticket info, banter, etc. Chill out mate, there is nothing offensive about this joke.
The Fear
28/01/2010 17:56:00
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oh and the person who sent the joke in was at the Villa last night with me, both of us cheering, happy, enjoying the game, clapping the lads, clapping MON.
The Fear
28/01/2010 18:00:00
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oh and the person who sent the joke in was at the Villa last night with me, both of us cheering, happy, enjoying the game, clapping the lads, clapping MON.
The Fear
28/01/2010 18:00:00
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for gods sake get a sence of humour thanks lee. Let's have more. We are a big club and can afford to laugh at ourselves occasionally. Whatever your name is stop looking if you don't like it.
villaninlemerde
28/01/2010 18:11:00
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for gods sake get a sence of humour thanks lee. Let's have more. We are a big club and can afford to laugh at ourselves occasionally. Whatever your name is stop looking if you don't like it.
villaninlemerde
28/01/2010 18:11:00
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