Aston Villa - Hercs 'In The Dressing Room' Post Arsenal
UK time is: 17:07:11
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Hercs 'In The Dressing Room' Post Arsenal

*We join the lads chatting about their 0-0 draw, MON enters*

MON: Another great defensive performance lads, great clean sheet. You pair, Gabriel, Emile another outstanding clean sheet upfront.

Gabby: Thanks boss.

MON: I was being ironic.

Gabby: What, like a robot boss?

MON: Like a ro...? No that's bionic. Ah nevermind. Look I didn't want to do this but you're not cutting it as forwards so I'm having to explore the only other option.

Heskey: But boss I'm not about goals, I offer a different ....

MON: Shut up with that now Emile! The time has come, we must spring for a star player.

A.Young: Awesome! Anyone in mind boss?

MON: As a matter of fact yes Ashley, I'm talking a player with european pedigree.

Downing: ooh is it Dan Nistlerooy or that Hunt-Antler fella like?!

Bouma: Van Nistlerooy and Huntelarr.

Downing: Aye tha's what I said like, Hunt-Antler .... Who are yas anywee? Ye look like that wee fella from star wars man.

Bouma: I'm Wilfred Bouma, and I'm an expert on all things dutch, seriously ask me a question about windmills....

MON: Enough of your idle chat, I'm talking about a player capable of grabbing goals with abilities reaching the highest echelon of football.

A.Young: So we can afford such a player? Great! I was beginning to wonder....

MON: Afford him Ashley? Why a player of this experience and talent is priceless, but he shall play for Aston Villa.

*The lads now look suspiscious*

Dunne: So bass, have ya started talks with the ....

*the lads all stare in disbelief as MON unzips his tracksuit jacket and pulls down his tracksuit bottoms to reveal a full Aston Villa kit.*

Heskey: ....But boss, I don't think....

MON: Yes and you don't score goals! If Sol Campbell can resurrect his career at 65, so can I.

Heskey: Boss really, I'm not sure....

MON: I already have a number of goal celebrations prepared.

*MON starts doing 'the snake' with his arms*

MON: Ho ho, I've still got it, look at that.

Heskey: But you're not even a striker.

*MON stares at Heskey his eyebrows raised high above his glasses, Heskey lowers his head*




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday January 28 2010

Time: 4:06PM

Your Comments (oldest first)

Change to most recent first
"Bouma: I'm Wilfred Bouma, and I'm an expert on all things dutch, seriously ask me a question about windmills...." ............ BRILLIANT, LMFAO !!!
AV-Damo
Report Abuse
28/01/2010 20:04:00

"Bouma: I'm Wilfred Bouma, and I'm an expert on all things dutch, seriously ask me a question about windmills...." ............ BRILLIANT, LMFAO !!!
AV-Damo
Report Abuse
28/01/2010 20:04:00

top drawer! nearly as good as MON sliding down the stripper pole!
intox
Report Abuse
28/01/2010 21:55:00

top drawer! nearly as good as MON sliding down the stripper pole!
intox
Report Abuse
28/01/2010 21:55:00

'MON: Yes and you don't score goals! If Sol Campbell can resurrect his career at 65, so can I.' Quality line. Great Hercs
FootyFans
Report Abuse
29/01/2010 07:16:00

'MON: Yes and you don't score goals! If Sol Campbell can resurrect his career at 65, so can I.' Quality line. Great Hercs
FootyFans
Report Abuse
29/01/2010 07:16:00

thats the funniest one yet - lol
tvrwhitey
Report Abuse
29/01/2010 07:56:00

thats the funniest one yet - lol
tvrwhitey
Report Abuse
29/01/2010 07:56:00

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Aston Villa Articles

No Burnley Party For Sherwood (Friday May 22 2015)

Benteke Looking For Burnley Joy (Friday May 22 2015)

Something For The Weekend (494) (Friday May 22 2015)

Delph Gets England Call (Thursday May 21 2015)

Gardner Talks 2015-16 & Midfield (Thursday May 21 2015)

Archived Aston Villa Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll
ScoopDragon Premier League Network Sites

Vital Members League (view all)

1. ClivetheVillan 887
2. Pride of Lions 846
3. col8 447
4. kefkat 349
5. The Fear 333
6. thefacehead 255
7. HeathfieldRoad1874 188
8. BodyButter 185
9. Fulford 181
10. sirdennis 162

League Results (view all)

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
13. WBA 37 11 11 15 -10 44
14. Leicester City 37 10 8 19 -13 38
15. Sunderland 37 7 17 13 -20 38
16. Aston Villa 37 10 8 19 -25 38
17. Newcastle 37 9 9 19 -25 36
18. Hull City 37 8 10 19 -18 34
19. Burnley 37 6 12 19 -26 30

Breaking League News

Heaton & Dyche On England Call Up
Burnley : 22/05/2015 16:59:00
Monday is the Day
West Ham : 22/05/2015 16:39:00
No Burnley Party For Sherwood
Aston Villa : 22/05/2015 16:35:00
Gardner Wants To Be A One Club Man
Aston Villa : 22/05/2015 16:22:00
Is De Gea Wavering
Man Utd : 22/05/2015 16:21:01

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Villa v Burnley (home) will:
Suggested By:  Mystic Mug's Stunt Double
Win 86%
Draw 7%
Lose 7%