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Hercs 'In The Dressing Room' Before FA Cup

*The lads are gathered for their F.A Cup clash against Brighton*

MON: OK lads I know we've had an exciting week getting to Wembley but...

Collins: Whoooooooo!!! Yeah!! Wembleeeeeeeeee!

MON: Calm James.

Collins: Wembley!

MON: James!

Collins: .... Wembley?

MON: Right, what was I saying? Ah yes, it's important that our minds aren't on Wembley, we must focus on Brighton.

Gabby: Bry .... Ton?

MON: Yes you know, 'The Seagulls'

A.Young: Is that when you .....

MON: No Ashley, No! Fabian, Nathan, Marc cover your ears.

*The three lads cover their ears*

MON: Ashley, we don't mention Stan Collymore in front of the kids.

*MON nods to the lads, they uncover their ears*

MON: Listen I know we don't know much about the Seagulls, but we musn't underestimate them ....

*Gabby raises his hand*

MON: Gabriel?

Gabby: Because they'll nick our chips?

*Sidwell looks horrified*

MON: No, no Gabriel they're not actually seagulls.....

*Later ...... The lads are warming up on the pitch, the match is about to Kick-Off, Sidwell is sneering intensley at the Brighton forwards*

Sidwell: You're not having my chips!

Murray: ...Chips? What chips?

Sidwell: I know your game Seagull! You're dead! You hear me!? Dead!

Murrary: Dude, stop screaming, please, calm down.

*The match kicks off Murray is stretchered off, Sidwell is given a red card.*




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Date:Friday January 22 2010

Time: 5:02PM

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:o) Vital madness hercs?!?!
The Fear
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22/01/2010 17:16:00

:o) Vital madness hercs?!?!
The Fear
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22/01/2010 17:16:00

its a bit worring that this one sounds like it could actually happen lol. Bloody pesky seagulls
av-jc-86
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22/01/2010 17:31:00

its a bit worring that this one sounds like it could actually happen lol. Bloody pesky seagulls
av-jc-86
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22/01/2010 17:31:00

lol, agree av-jc-86, will have nightmares about this tonight. Hope they don't 'dump' on me sitting on the front row tomorrow as well!
The Fear
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22/01/2010 17:42:00

lol, agree av-jc-86, will have nightmares about this tonight. Hope they don't 'dump' on me sitting on the front row tomorrow as well!
The Fear
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22/01/2010 17:42:00

i sitting in the front row of holte, sat there last game so my son cud see game bit better and so he cud speak to mascots but they werent there the buggers. But i will sit in these seats every home FA Cup game in the hope that they become lucky seats. But back of lower holte is where i love and will forever be
av-jc-86
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22/01/2010 20:05:00

i sitting in the front row of holte, sat there last game so my son cud see game bit better and so he cud speak to mascots but they werent there the buggers. But i will sit in these seats every home FA Cup game in the hope that they become lucky seats. But back of lower holte is where i love and will forever be
av-jc-86
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22/01/2010 20:05:00

Damn! always around and about the trinity side, hopefully your son will get another chance and they'll appear for him!
The Fear
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22/01/2010 20:10:00

Damn! always around and about the trinity side, hopefully your son will get another chance and they'll appear for him!
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22/01/2010 20:10:00

 

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