Vital Football

Latest Aston Villa News

Hercs 'In The Dressing Room' After Semi Win

Hercs 'In The Dressing Room' After Semi Win

*The victorious Villa lads are celebrating wildly, MON is doing a dance and drinking champagne from the bottle, he's wearing a tie around his head*

MON: Ho, ho it's been a while since I've done my Wembley jig!

*MON throws his arms around Heskey and Agbonlahor*

MON: You two guys, you're the best striker pairing since records began!

Heskey: After West Ham you said we were 'Half-witted eejit's who couldn't score with a craft knife'

MON: What!? Me!? Noooo never!

Gabby: You just repeated it at half time!

MON: Well things are different now! Emile, I mean beating the back line and masterfully rounding the keeper in a one-on-one to finish from an acute angle ... It's what you're all about!

*Heskey nods proudly in agreement'

MON: and Gabby, well no-one gets in the way of our shots and claims them quite like you.

*Gabby looks pleased*

MON: And where's my defence? My lovely defence?

*The players tentatively raise their hands*

MON: Best defensive display I've ever seen.

Dunne: But we conceeded four goals bass! I think that ....

Warnock, Collins & Cuellar: Ssssssssh!!!

Milner: Boss, is that my man of the match champeern like?

MON: Yes James my boy it is, you see in many ways I was the man of the match, I kicked every ball out there tonight.

Milner: Aye but ya dinnae really kick a ball though did ya like?

MON: Oh didn't I James?

Milner: No.

MON: Oh, but Didn't I?

Milner: No!

*Milner wrestles the champagne away from MON, Sam Allardyce sticks his head around the door*

Big Sam: 'allo everywun, I say 'allo everywun.

MON: Hello Allardyce you miserable, bitter, sore loser.

Big Sam: Well I was gonna ask, I say I was gonna ask where my tie was but I see you have it strapped to your head!

MON: That's right Allardyce we won the match and your tie so shoo up back up to Blackburn and take your band of thugs with you.

*The Villa Dressing Room Cheers, Carew and NRC enter .... Singing*


Carew: (with bandaged knee): I've just been at, a club, with girls.

NRC: I asked my agent, where will I be?

Milner: With so much running, I have a stitch.

MON: I've drunk so much I can't see!

All the Lads (swaying and singing): Que Sera Sera, whatever will be, will be! We're going to Wemb-er-ly! Que Sera Sera!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:Hercs
Date:Thursday January 21 2010
Time: 12:19PM

Comments

0
another good one, hercs, can you do one for tottenham...??? just send it to ox, he'll publish it...
vangogo
21/01/2010 12:26:00
0
another good one, hercs, can you do one for tottenham...??? just send it to ox, he'll publish it...
vangogo
21/01/2010 12:26:00
0
Isn't Milner from Yorkshire?
young_jonah
21/01/2010 13:49:00
0
Isn't Milner from Yorkshire?
young_jonah
21/01/2010 13:49:00
0
Whoever you are Hercs, I think you are in my top10 favourite people in the world, I look forward to these everyweek :-)

PS Can i just say, Big Sam, what a Bell - he really annoyed me!!!
davidsands1982
21/01/2010 14:00:00
0
Whoever you are Hercs, I think you are in my top10 favourite people in the world, I look forward to these everyweek :-)

PS Can i just say, Big Sam, what a Bell - he really annoyed me!!!
davidsands1982
21/01/2010 14:00:00
0
Loving the geordie accent for Milner, funniest bit of these yet - young_jonah, guess you don't get it...
Longman
21/01/2010 21:02:00
0
Loving the geordie accent for Milner, funniest bit of these yet - young_jonah, guess you don't get it...
Longman
21/01/2010 21:02:00
0
milner is from yorkshire, fact
benham
22/01/2010 10:59:00
0
milner is from yorkshire, fact
benham
22/01/2010 10:59:00
Page 1/2
  1. 1
  2. 2

Login to post a comment

Best of Vital Network

Vital Boxing - Whyte Wins on US Debut

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Safe Standing - The Time For You To Act Is Now!

The EFL supports safe standing, the FA chairman wants it and the EPL clubs are discussing it. After many years of campaigning, we are almost at the point where...

Stats: Aston Villa v Wigan Athletic

All the stats from Aston Villa (4) vs (1) Wigan Athletic, Villa Park, 22/8/17 Att: 18,108

Aston Villa v Wigan - Team Sheets - 22-8-17

Aston Villa are at Villa Park with Wigan the visitors for the latest League Cup game.

Aston Villa v Wigan - Follow On Twitter - 22-8-17

Aston Villa are at Villa Park with Wigan the visitors today, this will be a 7:45pm kick-off.

Archived Vital Villa Articles

Vital Villa articles from

Site Journalists

J P Fear
Editor email
Profile
Mike Field
Editor email
Profile
Steve Wade
no email
Profile
JuanPablo Angel
no email
Profile
Glensider
no email
Profile

Current Poll (see more polls)

LC - Wigan MotM
Suggested By: Site Staff
Steer5%
De Laet2%
Elphick2%
Clark5%
Bjarnason10%
Bree0%
Doyle-Hayes13%
Gardner2%
Adomah13%
O'Hare0%
Hogan43%
Sub - McCormack5%
Sub - Lyden0%
Sub - Suliman0%
ScoopDragon Publishing Entire League Network of Sites
Vital Football Comment
Latest F1 News
Blog: Spa Preview
Latest Vital Boxing News
Frampton Splits from Cyclone Promotions
Write for Vital Football

Recent Aston Villa Results (view all)

Aston Villa Fixtures (view all)

Vital Members League Table

RankNamePoints
1.The Fear318
2.Pride of Lions269
3.Fulford264
4.sirdennis224
5.Silhillvilla217
6.Melon Donkey200
7.McParlandTheGreat189
8.villasince67189
9.JuanPabloAngel184
10.DeanoVilla176
The Vital Football Members League