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In The Dressing Room (Hercs) Post Sunderland

In The Dressing Room (Hercs) Post Sunderland

*We join the lads celebrating yet another victory*

MON: Excellent lads, excellent. Now before I go on to tell you about ....

*MON is interrupted by an odd noise, he casts his gaze over the players most of which look confused or are shrugging their shoulders*

MON: Hmmm, anyway we're showing good form, I'm proud of the lot of you, especially you young Jim, what a cracking hit, the referee was right to award you with the gold card of merit.

Milner: It were a yellow card .... For fouling boss

MON: And a grand foul it was too I'm sure. Now we must stay focused on...

*MON is interrupted by the odd noise again. The door knocks, MON opens it to Steve Bruce*

MON: Steve ... Are you alright?

*Bruce looks incredibly worried and quite pale*

Bruce: Martin, you've not seen ma Darren Bent have ya like? I've not seen him since just after kick-off.

MON: I'm afraid not Steve, I shall keep my eye ....

*The odd noise gets louder*

Bruce: That's ma Darren! I'd know the sound of his muffled struggle anywhere!

*MON and Bruce track the sound down to Richard Dunne's holdall bag*

MON: What's in the bag Richard?

Dunne: Nothin' dere bass.

MON: So I'm not going to find a Sunderland striker if I unzip it?

*Dunnes eyes shift to the ground, MON unzips it, Darren Bent spits out the rolled up Villa sock in his mouth*

Bent: Boss, you saved me!

*Bruce and Bent hug*

MON: I'm sorry Steve. Richard what have I told you about kidnapping Premier League strikers!?

Dunne (still looking down): To do it bass?

MON: No Richard, NOT to do it, why must you keep embarrassing me in front of the other managers!?

*Bruce leads a crying Bent out of the Dressing Room*

MON: Nice work Richard.

Dunne: Cheers bass. What shall we do with this one?

*Dunne turns around to reveal a frowning Kenwyne Jones with his arms folded in his back pocket*



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Writer:Hercs
Date:Wednesday December 16 2009
Time: 12:19PM

Comments

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very good these Hercs, you should be on the stage, think the next one leaves in about 10 mins... boom boom!
The Fear
16/12/2009 12:24:00
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very good these Hercs, you should be on the stage, think the next one leaves in about 10 mins... boom boom!
The Fear
16/12/2009 12:24:00
0
LOL!!! :-)
JT_daniel
16/12/2009 12:25:00
0
LOL!!! :-)
JT_daniel
16/12/2009 12:25:00
0
like our performances, these just keep getting better and better!
benji_starsky_avfc
16/12/2009 12:43:00
0
Again great picture, Dunne has every bit the look of a man who would stuff another man into a large bag lol.
Hercs
16/12/2009 12:43:00
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Again great picture, Dunne has every bit the look of a man who would stuff another man into a large bag lol.
Hercs
16/12/2009 12:43:00
0
like our performances, these just keep getting better and better!
benji_starsky_avfc
16/12/2009 12:43:00
0
Hercs, he's got that look in his eye on that Photo hasn't he! Brilliant mate, keep up the good work.
revdpete
16/12/2009 13:46:00
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Hercs, he's got that look in his eye on that Photo hasn't he! Brilliant mate, keep up the good work.
revdpete
16/12/2009 13:46:00
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