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In The Dressing Room (Hercs) Post Sunderland

*We join the lads celebrating yet another victory*

MON: Excellent lads, excellent. Now before I go on to tell you about ....

*MON is interrupted by an odd noise, he casts his gaze over the players most of which look confused or are shrugging their shoulders*

MON: Hmmm, anyway we're showing good form, I'm proud of the lot of you, especially you young Jim, what a cracking hit, the referee was right to award you with the gold card of merit.

Milner: It were a yellow card .... For fouling boss

MON: And a grand foul it was too I'm sure. Now we must stay focused on...

*MON is interrupted by the odd noise again. The door knocks, MON opens it to Steve Bruce*

MON: Steve ... Are you alright?

*Bruce looks incredibly worried and quite pale*

Bruce: Martin, you've not seen ma Darren Bent have ya like? I've not seen him since just after kick-off.

MON: I'm afraid not Steve, I shall keep my eye ....

*The odd noise gets louder*

Bruce: That's ma Darren! I'd know the sound of his muffled struggle anywhere!

*MON and Bruce track the sound down to Richard Dunne's holdall bag*

MON: What's in the bag Richard?

Dunne: Nothin' dere bass.

MON: So I'm not going to find a Sunderland striker if I unzip it?

*Dunnes eyes shift to the ground, MON unzips it, Darren Bent spits out the rolled up Villa sock in his mouth*

Bent: Boss, you saved me!

*Bruce and Bent hug*

MON: I'm sorry Steve. Richard what have I told you about kidnapping Premier League strikers!?

Dunne (still looking down): To do it bass?

MON: No Richard, NOT to do it, why must you keep embarrassing me in front of the other managers!?

*Bruce leads a crying Bent out of the Dressing Room*

MON: Nice work Richard.

Dunne: Cheers bass. What shall we do with this one?

*Dunne turns around to reveal a frowning Kenwyne Jones with his arms folded in his back pocket*




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Date:Wednesday December 16 2009

Time: 12:19PM

Your Comments

very good these Hercs, you should be on the stage, think the next one leaves in about 10 mins... boom boom!
The Fear
very good these Hercs, you should be on the stage, think the next one leaves in about 10 mins... boom boom!
The Fear
LOL!!! :-)
JT_daniel
LOL!!! :-)
JT_daniel
like our performances, these just keep getting better and better!
benji_starsky_avfc
like our performances, these just keep getting better and better!
benji_starsky_avfc
Again great picture, Dunne has every bit the look of a man who would stuff another man into a large bag lol.
Hercs
Again great picture, Dunne has every bit the look of a man who would stuff another man into a large bag lol.
Hercs
Hercs, he's got that look in his eye on that Photo hasn't he! Brilliant mate, keep up the good work.
revdpete
Hercs, he's got that look in his eye on that Photo hasn't he! Brilliant mate, keep up the good work.
revdpete
a brilliant read...looking very much forward to the next one
Bangkok Villan
a brilliant read...looking very much forward to the next one
Bangkok Villan
Bloody Brilliant!! I love the attention to detail with the accents. 10/10!
NorthcliffeBandit
Bloody Brilliant!! I love the attention to detail with the accents. 10/10!
NorthcliffeBandit
excellent keep them coming.
johnmurphy3112
excellent keep them coming.
johnmurphy3112
Ha ha, brilliant!
JayVFC
Ha ha, brilliant!
JayVFC
Ha ha, brilliant!
JayVFC
Ha ha, brilliant!
JayVFC
 

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