UK time is: 18:15:51
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Hercs In The Dressing Room Post Man Utd

*The lads are jubilant after their victory over Man Utd*

MON: Alright lads, settle down, settle down. Great performance out there. Finally we've beaten Man Utd, and since they're the champions do you know what that means?

A.Young: More than 8 seconds analysis after the match on Match of the Day boss?

MON: Well perhaps Ashley, but probably not, it means WE are the Premier League champions!

A.Young: Boss I'm not sure that's how it works, to be champions you have to win the whole.....

MON: Oh yes, champions! They say to be the best you have to beat the best and they also say you're only as good as your last match. Hit the music Robbo.

*John Robertson presses play on the CD player he is holding, MON pulls a microphone from nowhere*

MON: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEEEEEEENDS, AND WE'LL ......

*MON points the microphone to Fabian Delph*

Delph: .......

MON: Come on Fabian, when I point the microphone at you you sing the line.

Delph: I don't know the words.

MON: WHAT!? it's Queen, it's a classic!

Delph: I didn't even know the Queen sang songs I thought she just, you know waved and stuff. Did you know Nathan?

*Delfouneso shrugs his shoulders*

MON: It's QUEEN not THE Queen.

Agbonlahor: Hang on ...... How many Queens are there?

MON: Just one, well there are two but one's a band and the other is the monarch.

*Delfouneso, Agbonlahor and Delph look at each other confused*

MON: Look forget that anyway we are the new champions and as such....

*Sir Alex Ferguson strides into the dressing room he's wearing a full suit of armour, sneering at all the Villa players*

SAF: Sorry ta interrupt Martin, well I would be sorry if I wasn't so rude and you weren't a bunch of cheaters!

MON: Hey! We're not....

SAF: You shut your mouth Martin, I'm a knight and I don't know how ya cheated but it smells of magic ta me!

MON: Sir Alex, magic doesn't exist and....

SAF: It's SIR Alex!

MON: I said Sir Alex.

SAF: And don't you ferget it ya cheating sorcerer! Anyway I'm here to throw a bottle of wine at you and call you a cheater as is the tradition with away winners at Old Trafford

MON: Sir Alex, I'm not a sorcerer.

SAF: That's exactly the type of trickery I'd expect from a sorcerer

*The CD player plays the next track 'It's a kind of magic'*

SAF: And what manner of sorcery is this!? A box which plays music and speaks of magic! The F.A will hear of this make no mistake!

*Sir Alex Ferguson throws a bottle of red wine that smashes on the wall and leaves, the lads look around in silence then begin to celebrate once more.*


Bookmark and Share




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday December 14 2009

Time: 10:29AM

Your Comments (oldest first)

Change to most recent first
brilliant, bizarre, bizarrely brilliant. Loving it!
The Fear
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 10:38:00

brilliant, bizarre, bizarrely brilliant. Loving it!
The Fear
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 10:38:00

genious. i am getting used to this, a bit like reading the funnies in the back of the sun when i was a kid.
Stig
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 12:39:00

genious. i am getting used to this, a bit like reading the funnies in the back of the sun when i was a kid.
Stig
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 12:39:00

MON: Sir Alex, magic doesn't exist and.... SAF: It's SIR Alex! MON: I said Sir Alex. made me laugh heavily
overlooked_villan
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 13:27:00

MON: Sir Alex, magic doesn't exist and.... SAF: It's SIR Alex! MON: I said Sir Alex. made me laugh heavily
overlooked_villan
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 13:27:00

these are great, loved the bit of SAF in full armour
Jongekki
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 13:48:00

these are great, loved the bit of SAF in full armour
Jongekki
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 13:48:00

Just stunning, someone give the man a Pulizer :-)
davidsands1982
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 14:53:00

Just stunning, someone give the man a Pulizer :-)
davidsands1982
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 14:53:00

I bet he'd rather have a Budweiser ... :o)
BobTheBuilder
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 15:16:00

I bet he'd rather have a Budweiser ... :o)
BobTheBuilder
Report Abuse
14/12/2009 15:16:00

You missed a treat with the 'how many Queens are there?' line. But then again, only idiots find homophobic jokes amusing. Too bad I am said idiot.
JayVFC
Report Abuse
15/12/2009 01:55:00

You missed a treat with the 'how many Queens are there?' line. But then again, only idiots find homophobic jokes amusing. Too bad I am said idiot.
JayVFC
Report Abuse
15/12/2009 01:55:00

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Aston Villa Articles

Stats: Aston Villa v Bournemouth (Sunday January 25 2015)

Delph Signs New Long Term Contract (Sunday January 25 2015)

Lambert - Here's Why He Has To Go (Sunday January 25 2015)

N'Zogbia Out - Bent Barbs Back (Sunday January 25 2015)

Clark - We Go In As Favourites (Sunday January 25 2015)

How Much Does It Cost To Boil An Egg? (Saturday January 24 2015)

Lambert - We're In The FA Cup To Win It (Saturday January 24 2015)

Johnson Makes Permanent Preston Move (Friday January 23 2015)

Archived Aston Villa Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. The Fear 968
2. ClivetheVillan 702
3. Freeman14 645
4. Pride of Lions 566
5. Villan57 416
6. kefkat 288
7. sirdennis 279
8. CDX_EIRE 256
9. thefacehead 248
10. david-avfc 222

League Results (view all)

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
12. Everton 22 5 8 9 -4 23
13. Crystal Palace 22 5 8 9 -8 23
14. WBA 22 5 7 10 -9 22
15. Aston Villa 22 5 7 10 -14 22
16. Sunderland 22 3 11 8 -14 20
17. Burnley 22 4 8 10 -15 20
18. Hull City 22 4 7 11 -10 19

Breaking League News

Hammers Are #15!
West Ham : 25/01/2015 18:07:00
Sam`s View - Bristol City (a) FA Cup 4th Round
West Ham : 25/01/2015 17:59:00
Bristol City 0 West Ham 1
West Ham : 25/01/2015 17:34:00
Inter Play Down Yaya Rumours
Man City : 25/01/2015 17:28:00
Our JT
Chelsea : 25/01/2015 17:19:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

FA - Bournemouth MotM
Suggested By:  MF
Given 4%
Hutton 0%
Okore 12%
Clark 4%
Richardson 0%
Bacuna 0%
Gil 72%
Sanchez 4%
Cleverley 0%
Benteke 0%
Weimann 4%
Sub - Westwood 0%
Sub - Grealish 0%