Date:Monday December 7 2009
*We join the lads celebrating their 3-0 victory over Hull, MON is doing his 'victory jig'*
Downing: Soor boss I reckon that was a reet good match eh?
*MON fixes Downing with an icy stare whilst still jigging, NRC leans into Downing*
NRC (whispering): You don't interrupt the jig.
Downing: Oh, sorry I didn't know like.
*MON ends the jig*
MON: Great match lads, great match. Steven that was the best match you've had in a Villa shirt, you've never been so productive.
Sidwell: Well technically boss I wasn't in the Villa shirt ...
MON: I said 'a' not 'the'. The days of your orange bonce clashing with the claret and blue are over, there's a new man in the middle, James Milner. What a managing masterstroke for me to move him there, who but me, Martin O'Neill fantastic player and excellent manager would've thought of that?
A.Young: Well I'd seen the idea bandied about on few forums and....
MON: Forums!? Ashley what have I told you about messing about on that interweb! Need I remind you of Russia?
*Young hangs his head*
A.Young (quietly): No boss.
MON: Need I!?
A.Young: No boss.
MON: .. And furthermore I suspect that James and Emile's bandaged hands have something to do with your online 'competitions'!
*Young, Heskey and Milner all shift their eyes guiltily*
MON: Oh yes don't think you can pull fast ones over my eyes!
Robertson: You mean the wool Martin. Pull the wool over your eyes.
MON: No Johnno, no I don't.
Date:Monday December 7 2009
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