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The Dressing Room - (Post Burnley)

*We join the lads on the coach home in quiet mood after rescuing a point from Turf Moor*

MON: OK lads, I knew it would be tough out there so a point's not too bad. Emile it's like I always say, you can be our hero baby, you can take away the pain.

*Young raises his hand*

MON: Ashley?

Young: I'm pretty sure that was some derivative of Enrique Inglesias' words, and that's not what you always say, you didn't even say that before the match ...

Carew: Yeah, you said (and I quote) Emile is less likely to score than Nick Griffin at a MOBO Awards after party.

MON: What? That doesn't sound like me at all.

Carew: You wrote it on the tactics board, it's still there.

*MON begins wiping the board*

MON: That's not my writing.

Cuellar: But ye dinnae allow anyone else to wreet on ya board Captain.

MON: Enough of this, anyway, as a special treat I'll be taking our hero Emile and poor, poor Richard Dunne to see our next opponents, Tottenham......

***At the Tottenham match, Defoe scores his fifth goal, Heskey keels over, Dunne hides behind the chair in front peeping on the odd occasion***

MON: Emile ... Are you .... Alright?

Heskey: Strikers .... Scoring multiple goals .... It's all too much to bear, it took me half a season to score one, what is the game coming to?

MON: Don't worry lads, In my infinite wisdom I already have the tactical solution.

Dunne: It doesn't involve Stilyan does it?

MON: Of course not.

** MON, Heskey & Dunne stand outside with children awaiting autographs, they're wearing tights over their faces and carrying baseball bats**

MON: Now we wait til Defoe and Lennon come out and then we yell 'sign this!'

Heskey: Boss, do we have to wear these tights I mean we're wearing our full strips people will know its us.

Dunne: Emile's right boss, he's a master of disguise after all, been posing as a striker for years he has.

*MON and Dunne chuckle*

MON: Right enough joking, they're coming out....




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday November 23 2009

Time: 2:02PM

Your Comments

Haha youl beat us 1-0 next week, mark my words. Collins header from a corner or some other big donk
HuddersfieldYiddo
Haha youl beat us 1-0 next week, mark my words. Collins header from a corner or some other big donk
HuddersfieldYiddo
difficult one to call HuddersfieldYiddo, think your guys are the same as ours, on their day they are very hot, when they aren't on their day though..... ! Time will tell, should be a good match.
The Fear
difficult one to call HuddersfieldYiddo, think your guys are the same as ours, on their day they are very hot, when they aren't on their day though..... ! Time will tell, should be a good match.
The Fear
Absolutely awesome. Just brightened up my miserable Monday but one question, why wasnt Monny dressed up with a bat waiting for 'Arry lol
av-jc-86
Absolutely awesome. Just brightened up my miserable Monday but one question, why wasnt Monny dressed up with a bat waiting for 'Arry lol
av-jc-86
av-jc-86, MoN won't take the law into his own hands, he's prepared to wait for the proper authorities to bang up MRWFM.
andy5759
av-jc-86, MoN won't take the law into his own hands, he's prepared to wait for the proper authorities to bang up MRWFM.
andy5759
If over the course of the week, Defoe & Lennon are attacked by people wielding baseball bats with tights over their heads, then you're in trouble Hercs. Funny stuff!
JayVFC
If over the course of the week, Defoe & Lennon are attacked by people wielding baseball bats with tights over their heads, then you're in trouble Hercs. Funny stuff!
JayVFC
 

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