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The Dressing Room - (Post Burnley)

*We join the lads on the coach home in quiet mood after rescuing a point from Turf Moor*

MON: OK lads, I knew it would be tough out there so a point's not too bad. Emile it's like I always say, you can be our hero baby, you can take away the pain.

*Young raises his hand*

MON: Ashley?

Young: I'm pretty sure that was some derivative of Enrique Inglesias' words, and that's not what you always say, you didn't even say that before the match ...

Carew: Yeah, you said (and I quote) Emile is less likely to score than Nick Griffin at a MOBO Awards after party.

MON: What? That doesn't sound like me at all.

Carew: You wrote it on the tactics board, it's still there.

*MON begins wiping the board*

MON: That's not my writing.

Cuellar: But ye dinnae allow anyone else to wreet on ya board Captain.

MON: Enough of this, anyway, as a special treat I'll be taking our hero Emile and poor, poor Richard Dunne to see our next opponents, Tottenham......

***At the Tottenham match, Defoe scores his fifth goal, Heskey keels over, Dunne hides behind the chair in front peeping on the odd occasion***

MON: Emile ... Are you .... Alright?

Heskey: Strikers .... Scoring multiple goals .... It's all too much to bear, it took me half a season to score one, what is the game coming to?

MON: Don't worry lads, In my infinite wisdom I already have the tactical solution.

Dunne: It doesn't involve Stilyan does it?

MON: Of course not.

** MON, Heskey & Dunne stand outside with children awaiting autographs, they're wearing tights over their faces and carrying baseball bats**

MON: Now we wait til Defoe and Lennon come out and then we yell 'sign this!'

Heskey: Boss, do we have to wear these tights I mean we're wearing our full strips people will know its us.

Dunne: Emile's right boss, he's a master of disguise after all, been posing as a striker for years he has.

*MON and Dunne chuckle*

MON: Right enough joking, they're coming out....




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday November 23 2009

Time: 2:02PM

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Haha youl beat us 1-0 next week, mark my words. Collins header from a corner or some other big donk
HuddersfieldYiddo
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23/11/2009 15:06:00

Haha youl beat us 1-0 next week, mark my words. Collins header from a corner or some other big donk
HuddersfieldYiddo
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23/11/2009 15:06:00

difficult one to call HuddersfieldYiddo, think your guys are the same as ours, on their day they are very hot, when they aren't on their day though..... ! Time will tell, should be a good match.
The Fear
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23/11/2009 16:56:00

difficult one to call HuddersfieldYiddo, think your guys are the same as ours, on their day they are very hot, when they aren't on their day though..... ! Time will tell, should be a good match.
The Fear
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23/11/2009 16:56:00

Absolutely awesome. Just brightened up my miserable Monday but one question, why wasnt Monny dressed up with a bat waiting for 'Arry lol
av-jc-86
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23/11/2009 17:09:00

Absolutely awesome. Just brightened up my miserable Monday but one question, why wasnt Monny dressed up with a bat waiting for 'Arry lol
av-jc-86
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23/11/2009 17:09:00

av-jc-86, MoN won't take the law into his own hands, he's prepared to wait for the proper authorities to bang up MRWFM.
andy5759
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23/11/2009 18:41:00

av-jc-86, MoN won't take the law into his own hands, he's prepared to wait for the proper authorities to bang up MRWFM.
andy5759
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23/11/2009 18:41:00

If over the course of the week, Defoe & Lennon are attacked by people wielding baseball bats with tights over their heads, then you're in trouble Hercs. Funny stuff!
JayVFC
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25/11/2009 09:22:00

If over the course of the week, Defoe & Lennon are attacked by people wielding baseball bats with tights over their heads, then you're in trouble Hercs. Funny stuff!
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25/11/2009 09:22:00

 

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