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In The Dressing Room (After Everton Draw + On RB)

In the dressing room from Hercs:

*The lads mull over their draw against Everton*

MON: Well lads, there were good points and bad points. Big John scored, he's really sent me a message.

*Carew pumps his fists*

Carew: Yes!

MON: ...That he's far better as a substitute.

*the dressing room erupts with laughter, Carew hangs his head*

MON: Now Carlos you got sent off which on the face is of it is bad.

Cuellar: I dinnae ken wha' happened cap'tain.

MON: Well in my day you could decapitate someone as long as you touched the ball. As a matter of fact when I won the 79-80 European Cup final (a game I was magnificent in by the way) I'm pretty sure Viv Anderson did just that, all they got was a throw-in.

*Milner raises his hand*

MON: James?

Young: Did tha player die like boss?

MON: Die? Die!? Players were made of stronger stuff back then James, it would take more than a beheading to stop us playing in europe. Isn't that right Robbo?

*John Robertson nods*

A.Young: Didn't you miss the year before through injury boss?

MON: My leg was hanging on by a thread Ashley, I wanted to play, I even considered killing Robbo and wearing his face so they'd let me play.

*John Robertson looks horrified*

MON: I'm joking John of course and by joking I mean I tried and failed. Anyway, what was I saying? Ah yes. With Carlos suspended the right back position is now available, any volunteers?

*Luke Young and Habib Beye raise their hands eagerly*

Beye: Me, me boss, pick me!

L.Young: No boss me, choose me!

*MON gazes over the team almost as though he can't see L.Young or Beye*

MON: No-one?

Beye: MEEEEEEEE!!!!

L.Young: Boss me please!!

MON: Right, no takers then. Nigel you're up.

NRC: Aw! But boss Luke and....

MON: Hush Nigel!

NRC: But they're both full-b...

MON: Are you looking for contretemps!?

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In the dressing room by Benham:

Mon and team have a meeting

MON: ok lads, got some injuries ahead of Wednesdays game as well as Carlos out suspended….Warnock is out, which leave us short at left back
Nicky Shorey: *coughs*
Mon: yes?
Ns……….nothing
Mon: okkkkkkkk………, right back….who we got? Don’t wanna put Nigel there after last time……Milner's out, hmmmm…..
*Luke young starts coughing*
John Robertson: o stop messin him about mart, just ask him
Mon: haha….ok, just my sense of humour…slick boss you see….Luke!
Young: yes boss…..?
Mon: do you know anyone who can play right back?
Young: erm………….yeah
Mon: o of course…………gardner!
Young: well….no
Mon: why not? Is it because he's black?
Young: he's not black tho
Mon: nevermind that!!! Why cant he play there?
Young: cause I'm a right back…..
Mon: o I see…….so who goes at left back then?
Young: Nicky?
Mon: 'laughs' your avin a laugh ain't ya? You can go there
Young: I don’t want to play at left back!
Mon: o so you're gonna let the team down then?
Young: well now its cause….
Mon: no no its fine, ill play there shall i??? 55 year old man, all because poor little Lukey don’t like it
Young: ok ill play there
Mon: no no forget it, I know….how about Bouma, ok he's still injured but that’s ok CAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA PLAY THERE DO YOU LUKE!!
Young: no its fine honest
Mon: get out
Young: what?
Mon: you heard….get out
Young leaves
Mon: so no bringing your bad vibes in my team ok…..immature little.....




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Writer: Hercs and Benham Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday November 2 2009

Time: 5:24PM

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madmen!
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02/11/2009 17:27:00

madmen!
The Fear
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02/11/2009 17:27:00

Haha. Brilliant stuff. Made my day. Love to see a 'transfer discussion' between O'neill and Learner.
arc1988
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02/11/2009 17:52:00

Haha. Brilliant stuff. Made my day. Love to see a 'transfer discussion' between O'neill and Learner.
arc1988
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02/11/2009 17:52:00

far funnier than the legendary scouse humour I'd say!
merlin
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02/11/2009 19:41:00

far funnier than the legendary scouse humour I'd say!
merlin
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02/11/2009 19:41:00

after milner raised his hands young starts talkin when it should of been milner. tut tut
jimjim96
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02/11/2009 21:05:00

after milner raised his hands young starts talkin when it should of been milner. tut tut
jimjim96
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02/11/2009 21:05:00

Funny because it's true.
Albarnista
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02/11/2009 23:09:00

Funny because it's true.
Albarnista
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02/11/2009 23:09:00

lol funny, but milner 2 young ;)
Tr1dent
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02/11/2009 23:11:00

lol funny, but milner 2 young ;)
Tr1dent
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02/11/2009 23:11:00

absolutely great stuff. Surprised you didnt add anything about Heskey goin to right back after his little spell there on saturday
av-jc-86
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03/11/2009 02:31:00

absolutely great stuff. Surprised you didnt add anything about Heskey goin to right back after his little spell there on saturday
av-jc-86
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03/11/2009 02:31:00

What was that *****?
young_jonah
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03/11/2009 08:27:00

What was that *****?
young_jonah
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03/11/2009 08:27:00

whats your ***** yj??
benham
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03/11/2009 08:56:00

whats your ***** yj??
benham
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03/11/2009 08:56:00

Ha! These are brill! Keep writing them, please!
Nel-A
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03/11/2009 10:32:00

Ha! These are brill! Keep writing them, please!
Nel-A
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03/11/2009 10:32:00

 

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