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The Dressing Room (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

*The lads gather in the dressing room to discuss tactics for Wolverhampton Wanderers*

MON: OK lads, it's Wolves away. This is a massive club, steeped in history.

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter*

MON: Joking aside, don't underestimate them, even if they are rubbish.

*a shaking Delph raises his hand*

MON: Fabian?

Delph: Boss ... are they wolfmen? Stilyan said they're wolfmen and that if they bite me...

MON: No Fabian, they may bite you, they don't know any better but they're not wolfmen, there's no such thing.

Delph: What about Martin Keown and that man that was on Big Brother?

MON: they're not wolfmen .... Well Keown ... No, there's no such thing. Stilyan will you stop frightening young Delph.

Petrov: OK, sorry boss.

MON: Hang on a minute, are you dressed as a vampire!?

*Petrov unclips his cape and removes his plastic fangs and black wig*

Petrov: No boss, it's traditional bulgarian dress.

MON: Oh OK then, anyway... what was I saying?

Collins: You were going to select the team boss.

MON: Ah yes...

*MON selects the team based on form and position leaving only the right back position*

MON: and the right back is .....

*MON produces a silk bag and roots around in it pulling out a screwed up piece of paper and unravelling it*

MON: John Carew.

*MON points to Carew, Carew removes his headphones*

Carew: I won, I won! What's my prize?

*The lads queue waiting to hug MON in 'the cuddle chair' before emerging on to the pitch*

Carew: Lads? Lads!? What did I win? ... In the draw?




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Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday October 23 2009

Time: 12:36PM

Your Comments

I love the draw for right-back!
BodyButter
I love the draw for right-back!
BodyButter
STAT UPDATE - we are currently 2 points higher than we were at this stage in the last 2 seasons... i'm very confident we will despatch Wolves
Ericols_Son
STAT UPDATE - we are currently 2 points higher than we were at this stage in the last 2 seasons... i'm very confident we will despatch Wolves
Ericols_Son
LOL, cuddle chair...
Villan444
LOL, cuddle chair...
Villan444
cuddle chair, maybe that's where MON keeps his hatchet when its not buried in NRC
Lost_In_Ca
cuddle chair, maybe that's where MON keeps his hatchet when its not buried in NRC
Lost_In_Ca
HAHA!!! this is brilliant!! i am hoping that luke young will make an appearance either this weekend or at sunderland even if its just on the bench!
arc1988
HAHA!!! this is brilliant!! i am hoping that luke young will make an appearance either this weekend or at sunderland even if its just on the bench!
arc1988
Very good once again fella
Sheriff Kimbo
Very good once again fella
Sheriff Kimbo
Very good. 4 different 'pundits' I've read have Wolves for the win!! whats going on?
johnmurphy3112
Very good. 4 different 'pundits' I've read have Wolves for the win!! whats going on?
johnmurphy3112
 

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