UK time is: 15:52:13
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

The Dressing Room (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

*The lads gather in the dressing room to discuss tactics for Wolverhampton Wanderers*

MON: OK lads, it's Wolves away. This is a massive club, steeped in history.

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter*

MON: Joking aside, don't underestimate them, even if they are rubbish.

*a shaking Delph raises his hand*

MON: Fabian?

Delph: Boss ... are they wolfmen? Stilyan said they're wolfmen and that if they bite me...

MON: No Fabian, they may bite you, they don't know any better but they're not wolfmen, there's no such thing.

Delph: What about Martin Keown and that man that was on Big Brother?

MON: they're not wolfmen .... Well Keown ... No, there's no such thing. Stilyan will you stop frightening young Delph.

Petrov: OK, sorry boss.

MON: Hang on a minute, are you dressed as a vampire!?

*Petrov unclips his cape and removes his plastic fangs and black wig*

Petrov: No boss, it's traditional bulgarian dress.

MON: Oh OK then, anyway... what was I saying?

Collins: You were going to select the team boss.

MON: Ah yes...

*MON selects the team based on form and position leaving only the right back position*

MON: and the right back is .....

*MON produces a silk bag and roots around in it pulling out a screwed up piece of paper and unravelling it*

MON: John Carew.

*MON points to Carew, Carew removes his headphones*

Carew: I won, I won! What's my prize?

*The lads queue waiting to hug MON in 'the cuddle chair' before emerging on to the pitch*

Carew: Lads? Lads!? What did I win? ... In the draw?




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday October 23 2009

Time: 12:36PM

Your Comments

I love the draw for right-back!
BodyButter
I love the draw for right-back!
BodyButter
STAT UPDATE - we are currently 2 points higher than we were at this stage in the last 2 seasons... i'm very confident we will despatch Wolves
Ericols_Son
STAT UPDATE - we are currently 2 points higher than we were at this stage in the last 2 seasons... i'm very confident we will despatch Wolves
Ericols_Son
LOL, cuddle chair...
Villan444
LOL, cuddle chair...
Villan444
cuddle chair, maybe that's where MON keeps his hatchet when its not buried in NRC
Lost_In_Ca
cuddle chair, maybe that's where MON keeps his hatchet when its not buried in NRC
Lost_In_Ca
HAHA!!! this is brilliant!! i am hoping that luke young will make an appearance either this weekend or at sunderland even if its just on the bench!
arc1988
HAHA!!! this is brilliant!! i am hoping that luke young will make an appearance either this weekend or at sunderland even if its just on the bench!
arc1988
Very good once again fella
Sheriff Kimbo
Very good once again fella
Sheriff Kimbo
Very good. 4 different 'pundits' I've read have Wolves for the win!! whats going on?
johnmurphy3112
Very good. 4 different 'pundits' I've read have Wolves for the win!! whats going on?
johnmurphy3112
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Aston Villa Articles

The Villa Times - 26/08/2014 (Tuesday August 26 2014)

Senderos Gets BBC Nod (Tuesday August 26 2014)

Gary Gardner Goes On Loan To B&HA (Tuesday August 26 2014)

Love In At Villa Park - Meh. (Tuesday August 26 2014)

U21s - Blackburn 1-1 Villa (Monday August 25 2014)

U21s - Cowans Looks For First Win (Monday August 25 2014)

No Cup Debut For Cissokho (Sunday August 24 2014)

Archived Aston Villa Articles

List All Vital Villa Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

1. The Fear 988
2. Pride of Lions 705
3. ClivetheVillan 569
4. Villan Of The North 342
5. mike_field 289
6. Barney2004 267
7. kefkat 261
8. sirdennis 253
9. Juan Mourep 233
10. gator 228

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Aston Villa 0 - 0 Newcastle
Stoke 0 - 1 Aston Villa

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
4. Swansea 2 2 0 0 2 6
5. Arsenal 2 1 1 0 1 4
6. Hull City 2 1 1 0 1 4
7. Aston Villa 2 1 1 0 1 4
8. West Ham 2 1 0 1 1 3
9. Liverpool 2 1 0 1 -1 3
10. Everton 2 0 2 0 0 2

Breaking League News

No Hoot for Clarets against Owls!
Burnley : 27/08/2014 15:06:00
Burton Albion v QPR - Match Preview
Q.P.R. : 27/08/2014 14:48:00
Diame Finally Going!
West Ham : 27/08/2014 12:58:00
Believe!
Man Utd : 27/08/2014 12:55:00
Press Muddy the Water!
Man Utd : 27/08/2014 12:53:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Villa v Orient (League Cup) will:
Suggested By:  Mystic Mug
Win and progress 94%
Lose and out! 6%