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The Dressing Room (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

*The lads gather in the dressing room to discuss tactics for Wolverhampton Wanderers*

MON: OK lads, it's Wolves away. This is a massive club, steeped in history.

*The Dressing Room erupts with laughter*

MON: Joking aside, don't underestimate them, even if they are rubbish.

*a shaking Delph raises his hand*

MON: Fabian?

Delph: Boss ... are they wolfmen? Stilyan said they're wolfmen and that if they bite me...

MON: No Fabian, they may bite you, they don't know any better but they're not wolfmen, there's no such thing.

Delph: What about Martin Keown and that man that was on Big Brother?

MON: they're not wolfmen .... Well Keown ... No, there's no such thing. Stilyan will you stop frightening young Delph.

Petrov: OK, sorry boss.

MON: Hang on a minute, are you dressed as a vampire!?

*Petrov unclips his cape and removes his plastic fangs and black wig*

Petrov: No boss, it's traditional bulgarian dress.

MON: Oh OK then, anyway... what was I saying?

Collins: You were going to select the team boss.

MON: Ah yes...

*MON selects the team based on form and position leaving only the right back position*

MON: and the right back is .....

*MON produces a silk bag and roots around in it pulling out a screwed up piece of paper and unravelling it*

MON: John Carew.

*MON points to Carew, Carew removes his headphones*

Carew: I won, I won! What's my prize?

*The lads queue waiting to hug MON in 'the cuddle chair' before emerging on to the pitch*

Carew: Lads? Lads!? What did I win? ... In the draw?




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The Journalist

Writer: Hercs Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday October 23 2009

Time: 12:36PM

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I love the draw for right-back!
BodyButter
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23/10/2009 12:43:00

I love the draw for right-back!
BodyButter
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23/10/2009 12:43:00

STAT UPDATE - we are currently 2 points higher than we were at this stage in the last 2 seasons... i'm very confident we will despatch Wolves
Ericols_Son
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23/10/2009 12:59:00

STAT UPDATE - we are currently 2 points higher than we were at this stage in the last 2 seasons... i'm very confident we will despatch Wolves
Ericols_Son
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23/10/2009 12:59:00

LOL, cuddle chair...
Villan444
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23/10/2009 15:00:00

LOL, cuddle chair...
Villan444
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23/10/2009 15:00:00

cuddle chair, maybe that's where MON keeps his hatchet when its not buried in NRC
Lost_In_Ca
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23/10/2009 15:39:00

cuddle chair, maybe that's where MON keeps his hatchet when its not buried in NRC
Lost_In_Ca
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23/10/2009 15:39:00

HAHA!!! this is brilliant!! i am hoping that luke young will make an appearance either this weekend or at sunderland even if its just on the bench!
arc1988
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23/10/2009 15:51:00

HAHA!!! this is brilliant!! i am hoping that luke young will make an appearance either this weekend or at sunderland even if its just on the bench!
arc1988
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23/10/2009 15:51:00

Very good once again fella
Sheriff Kimbo
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23/10/2009 16:26:00

Very good once again fella
Sheriff Kimbo
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23/10/2009 16:26:00

Very good. 4 different 'pundits' I've read have Wolves for the win!! whats going on?
johnmurphy3112
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23/10/2009 19:19:00

Very good. 4 different 'pundits' I've read have Wolves for the win!! whats going on?
johnmurphy3112
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23/10/2009 19:19:00

 

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