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Villa Player Revealed To Be England 'Text Pest'!

Villa Player Revealed To Be England 'Text Pest'!

Slow news day but this did make me laugh - I'm easy to please I guess!

Shaun Custis of The Sun says that Emile Heskey was a 'text pest' who sent England manager Fabio Capello 'into a fury' for sending a text during the England team meal.

Apparently the 'striker' had his phone on his lap against team rules and was texting.

What makes me laugh is a) this made the national press and I suppose b) I'm talking about it so just as bad!

The report says, in a line I think should be straight out of Monty Python: The Italian was so angry he dropped a stainless steel food cover loudly on the floor and the sound reverberated round the room.

REVERBERATED ROUND THE ROOM? Blimey, that must have been frightening for the poor lambs!

The red top report also says Capello has a low tolerance policy, if Heskey breaks the rules again he is out? Oh well, Heskey's loss - England's gain?!

You've got to laugh!


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Writer:J P Fear
Date:Tuesday October 20 2009
Time: 10:36AM

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lol, wonder what the text was? Sorry MON, u are my m8 and I don't want 2 leave?!
The Fear
20/10/2009 10:58:00
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lol, wonder what the text was? Sorry MON, u are my m8 and I don't want 2 leave?!
The Fear
20/10/2009 10:58:00
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I cant believe how Heskey is once again persecuted, I think its a clear case of predudice because he is crap
trekker
20/10/2009 11:12:00
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I cant believe how Heskey is once again persecuted, I think its a clear case of predudice because he is crap
trekker
20/10/2009 11:12:00
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What is wrong with texting during a meal? It's a bit Draconian isn't it? he should be please Emile knows how to use a phone. Shows signs of intelligent life.
heathfieldroad1874
20/10/2009 11:32:00
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What is wrong with texting during a meal? It's a bit Draconian isn't it? he should be please Emile knows how to use a phone. Shows signs of intelligent life.
heathfieldroad1874
20/10/2009 11:32:00
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He was probably texting dirty words to John Terry trying to make him laugh
GUMBOAVFC
20/10/2009 13:01:00
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He was probably texting dirty words to John Terry trying to make him laugh
GUMBOAVFC
20/10/2009 13:01:00
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he was probably texting 118 118, asking if he was going to score today?
arc1988
20/10/2009 14:38:00
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he was probably texting 118 118, asking if he was going to score today?
arc1988
20/10/2009 14:38:00
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