Heskey Crocked Again

make fonz our 3rd choice striker pleaseeeeeee

Your right, he seems a very nice chap! Its a shame he doesn't fit in the Villa team. When he plays for England he looks quite useful, it just isn't working! Still, I wish him a speedy recovery!

With England, he has the likes of Rooney, Lampard and Gerrard looking for the flick ons, makes a big difference. He came on as big John was totally ineffective second half, thouhg I would have brought Delph on at that stage and gone 4-5-1.

48 wrote this article?

Nah I'm only 30, I just look bad for my age.

Not sure what "reasonably ineffective" means, there was nothing reasonable about Carews display and it baffles me why players don't give 100%. Milly does even if he can't pass some weeks.

If I pay £40 for a ticket (OK that relates to the man city game) then I demand 100% from the team.
Heskey would have ripped the defence today should he have not had to go off!

Thing is Rif Carew has earnt a little doubt, Heskey has earnt nothing. Heskey has only succeeded in ripping the club off for wages since he joined, he has been useless fullstop. Saying he would've been great today is a misnomer. He has the potential, he has since he was 18 to rip defences a new *********, yet he never does. He was anonymous against Vienna, like he so often is, and even if he could've stayed on the pitch and showed us all he was and could be great against Pompey - a team with no points, bottom of the table and wonderful against a make shift defence - it proves he should be nowhere near this club.

He isn't the saviour and he's not even a naughty boy. He's useless. He has been all of his career, he should never have signed for this club fullstop. If he wasn't Monny's mate there is no way in hell we would sign a player who couldn't even score at Birmingham - Monny and Heskey should be thankful most of us realise Emile is a decent bloke.

When the hell do Villa take to Birmingham rejects who do as much on the pitch during game day as I do as a supporter.

Mike, his name is Emile, not Brian...!!!

give's us nothing? Are we not talking about the lynch-pin of the England attack here!

such a big lad, when he comes down - just like others such as JC, Dean Ashton etc, they pick up more bad injuries than most and that has always been Emile's problem, too many injuries... oh and a lack of aggression meaning a lack of goals. I'm told he is a really really top chap though... which is nice!

Damn it Bobby, I got the wrong person again! lol Merlin, but he's useless for England aswell PMSL (Emile, not Brian obviously)

His ankle's sore? Aaah Bless. And I thought he was a big tough centre forward (can't call him a striker because that would imply he shoots and scores)

I like the picture at the top of the article! Is that his best Wallace and Gromit impression?

i don't care about Heskey.

Dreadful in every way. People say 'He holds the ball up well', so would a shelf and it would be a lot cheaper.....

i'd have love to seen MON do a press conference during the transfer window 'i have weleased bawwy'!!