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New John Carew Songs - For A Laugh

Ok, it is a quiet news day and we all need a bit of a laugh!

Well, I tried to change the John Carew song after last years lap dancing club incident:

John Carew, Carew
He's more tired than me and you
He stays out til one or two
John Carew, Carew


It didn't catch on !!!!!!!

So for this season, how about.....

John Carew, Carew
His toe hurts in his shoe
and now he's got the flu
John Carew, Carew!


More madness in the forum thread: Click Here

And if anyone takes this seriously, you need shooting, you really do! :o)


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Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday August 24 2009

Time: 12:25PM

Your Comments

John Carew, Carew He's fed up like me and you His boss hasnt got a clue John Carew, Carew
Silent-Bob
John Carew, Carew He's fed up like me and you His boss hasnt got a clue John Carew, Carew
Silent-Bob
I like Silent-Bob's one
Kiwivillan
I like Silent-Bob's one
Kiwivillan
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Astriel
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Astriel
Silent bobs is the best!
villa_de
haha legends
goodb_2
Silent bobs is the best!
villa_de
haha legends
goodb_2
silent-bobs is not the best at all,It is ********* to be honest.I wish he was silent.
lerneravfc
silent-bobs is not the best at all,It is ********* to be honest.I wish he was silent.
lerneravfc
John Carew Carew Wants to play for city like Barry too , his wages are bigger than me or you , John Carew Carew.
trusme
John Carew Carew Wants to play for city like Barry too , his wages are bigger than me or you , John Carew Carew.
trusme
Updated , John Carew Carew wants to play for City like Barry too . He's wages are bigger than Lamps or Roo , John Carew Carew.
trusme
Updated , John Carew Carew wants to play for City like Barry too . He's wages are bigger than Lamps or Roo , John Carew Carew.
trusme
Quite a cavalier approach to scansion you have there.
IanSymes
Quite a cavalier approach to scansion you have there.
IanSymes
Lol hes out tonight again! we have no chance!
leelindsay
Lol hes out tonight again! we have no chance!
leelindsay
John Carew Carew He likes lapping like me and you His boss hasn't a scooby dooo John Carew Carew!
leelindsay
John Carew Carew He likes lapping like me and you His boss hasn't a scooby dooo John Carew Carew!
leelindsay
id rather put ***** team out tonight and loose, then loose tonight, and thursday?
tr1dent
id rather put ***** team out tonight and loose, then loose tonight, and thursday?
tr1dent
John Carew Carew. Heskey's only scored 1 or 2, what does JC have to do, John Carew Carew
NoStarsNeeded
John Carew Carew. Heskey's only scored 1 or 2, what does JC have to do, John Carew Carew
NoStarsNeeded
John Carew, Carew, his stripper-fest got him benched, but you'ld do the same for a wench, wouldn't you?
bobbyfett
John Carew, Carew, his stripper-fest got him benched, but you'ld do the same for a wench, wouldn't you?
bobbyfett
JOHN CAREW CAREW, HE GOT DROPPED 4 HESKI WHO? JOHN WHERE THE f**K R U ? JOHN CAREW CAREW
..doctorwho..
JOHN CAREW CAREW, HE GOT DROPPED 4 HESKI WHO? JOHN WHERE THE f**K R U ? JOHN CAREW CAREW
..doctorwho..
The thing is his name is pronounced Yon Caref
Mat777
The thing is his name is pronounced Yon Caref
Mat777
He's Claret He's Blue He's bigger than me and you John Careeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, John Careeeeeeeeeeeeew!
AVFC4ME
He's Claret He's Blue He's bigger than me and you John Careeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, John Careeeeeeeeeeeeew!
AVFC4ME
AHHH OOOO John Carew!
AVFC4ME
AHHH OOOO John Carew!
AVFC4ME
John Carew Carew, Even without you, We put 3 past Liverpoo, John Carew Carew.
Charizma
John Carew Carew, Even without you, We put 3 past Liverpoo, John Carew Carew.
Charizma
wot about a new one to sing to the bluenoses? with there new shirt with F&C on front how about this: F&C F&C, **** all city that's wot they be, they wear it on there shirts for all to see, cuz **** all city that's wot they be!!
bodidleyAVFC
wot about a new one to sing to the bluenoses? with there new shirt with F&C on front how about this: F&C F&C, **** all city that's wot they be, they wear it on there shirts for all to see, cuz **** all city that's wot they be!!
bodidleyAVFC
 

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