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New John Carew Songs - For A Laugh

Ok, it is a quiet news day and we all need a bit of a laugh!

Well, I tried to change the John Carew song after last years lap dancing club incident:

John Carew, Carew
He's more tired than me and you
He stays out til one or two
John Carew, Carew


It didn't catch on !!!!!!!

So for this season, how about.....

John Carew, Carew
His toe hurts in his shoe
and now he's got the flu
John Carew, Carew!


More madness in the forum thread: Click Here

And if anyone takes this seriously, you need shooting, you really do! :o)


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Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday August 24 2009

Time: 12:25PM

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John Carew, Carew He's fed up like me and you His boss hasnt got a clue John Carew, Carew
Silent-Bob
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24/08/2009 12:45:00

John Carew, Carew He's fed up like me and you His boss hasnt got a clue John Carew, Carew
Silent-Bob
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24/08/2009 12:45:00

I like Silent-Bob's one
Kiwivillan
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24/08/2009 12:47:00

I like Silent-Bob's one
Kiwivillan
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24/08/2009 12:47:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Astriel
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24/08/2009 13:21:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Astriel
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24/08/2009 13:21:00

Silent bobs is the best!
villa_de
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24/08/2009 13:30:00

haha legends
goodb_2
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24/08/2009 13:30:00

Silent bobs is the best!
villa_de
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24/08/2009 13:30:00

haha legends
goodb_2
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24/08/2009 13:30:00

silent-bobs is not the best at all,It is ********* to be honest.I wish he was silent.
lerneravfc
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24/08/2009 13:49:00

silent-bobs is not the best at all,It is ********* to be honest.I wish he was silent.
lerneravfc
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24/08/2009 13:49:00

John Carew Carew Wants to play for city like Barry too , his wages are bigger than me or you , John Carew Carew.
trusme
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24/08/2009 13:50:00

John Carew Carew Wants to play for city like Barry too , his wages are bigger than me or you , John Carew Carew.
trusme
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24/08/2009 13:50:00

Updated , John Carew Carew wants to play for City like Barry too . He's wages are bigger than Lamps or Roo , John Carew Carew.
trusme
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24/08/2009 13:57:00

Updated , John Carew Carew wants to play for City like Barry too . He's wages are bigger than Lamps or Roo , John Carew Carew.
trusme
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24/08/2009 13:57:00

Quite a cavalier approach to scansion you have there.
IanSymes
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24/08/2009 14:41:00

Quite a cavalier approach to scansion you have there.
IanSymes
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24/08/2009 14:41:00

Lol hes out tonight again! we have no chance!
leelindsay
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24/08/2009 14:42:00

Lol hes out tonight again! we have no chance!
leelindsay
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24/08/2009 14:42:00

John Carew Carew He likes lapping like me and you His boss hasn't a scooby dooo John Carew Carew!
leelindsay
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24/08/2009 14:43:00

John Carew Carew He likes lapping like me and you His boss hasn't a scooby dooo John Carew Carew!
leelindsay
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24/08/2009 14:43:00

id rather put ***** team out tonight and loose, then loose tonight, and thursday?
tr1dent
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24/08/2009 14:54:00

id rather put ***** team out tonight and loose, then loose tonight, and thursday?
tr1dent
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24/08/2009 14:54:00

John Carew Carew. Heskey's only scored 1 or 2, what does JC have to do, John Carew Carew
NoStarsNeeded
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24/08/2009 15:01:00

John Carew Carew. Heskey's only scored 1 or 2, what does JC have to do, John Carew Carew
NoStarsNeeded
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24/08/2009 15:01:00

John Carew, Carew, his stripper-fest got him benched, but you'ld do the same for a wench, wouldn't you?
bobbyfett
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24/08/2009 16:08:00

John Carew, Carew, his stripper-fest got him benched, but you'ld do the same for a wench, wouldn't you?
bobbyfett
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24/08/2009 16:08:00

JOHN CAREW CAREW, HE GOT DROPPED 4 HESKI WHO? JOHN WHERE THE f**K R U ? JOHN CAREW CAREW
..doctorwho..
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24/08/2009 18:15:00

JOHN CAREW CAREW, HE GOT DROPPED 4 HESKI WHO? JOHN WHERE THE f**K R U ? JOHN CAREW CAREW
..doctorwho..
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24/08/2009 18:15:00

The thing is his name is pronounced Yon Caref
Mat777
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24/08/2009 23:16:00

The thing is his name is pronounced Yon Caref
Mat777
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24/08/2009 23:16:00

He's Claret He's Blue He's bigger than me and you John Careeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, John Careeeeeeeeeeeeew!
AVFC4ME
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25/08/2009 00:49:00

He's Claret He's Blue He's bigger than me and you John Careeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, John Careeeeeeeeeeeeew!
AVFC4ME
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25/08/2009 00:49:00

AHHH OOOO John Carew!
AVFC4ME
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25/08/2009 00:52:00

AHHH OOOO John Carew!
AVFC4ME
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25/08/2009 00:52:00

John Carew Carew, Even without you, We put 3 past Liverpoo, John Carew Carew.
Charizma
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25/08/2009 01:31:00

John Carew Carew, Even without you, We put 3 past Liverpoo, John Carew Carew.
Charizma
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25/08/2009 01:31:00

wot about a new one to sing to the bluenoses? with there new shirt with F&C on front how about this: F&C F&C, **** all city that's wot they be, they wear it on there shirts for all to see, cuz **** all city that's wot they be!!
bodidleyAVFC
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25/08/2009 13:09:00

wot about a new one to sing to the bluenoses? with there new shirt with F&C on front how about this: F&C F&C, **** all city that's wot they be, they wear it on there shirts for all to see, cuz **** all city that's wot they be!!
bodidleyAVFC
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25/08/2009 13:09:00

 

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