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The Greatest Villa Post In The World - Tribute

Post by forum opti steff_the_villan!

This is the greatest and best post in the world's. . . tribute.

Yesterday afternoon, me and my keyboard here,...
We was hitchhiken across the world wide web.
All of a sudden,
There shined a doom mongers post
In the middle...
of a thread.

And it said:
“Prove MONs the messiah,
or I’ll eat your souls”

Well me and my keyboard,... we looked at each other,
And we said...
“Okay”

And I wrote the first thing that came into my head,
Just so happened to be,
The best post in the World,
It was the best post in the World
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.

Once every blue moon or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,
the Doom Monger was stunned.
Whip-crack went his made up tales,
And the monger was done.
He asked us:
'(snort) BE you angels?'
And we said,
'Nay.
We are but glen!
Rock!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Post in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Post in the World, No.
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Post in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Post in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother ****in' post,
The Greatest Post in the world!

And just in case you have no idea what Steff is on about:

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Writer: Steff_The_Villan Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday July 29 2009

Time: 5:10PM

Your Comments

let that be a warning to all of us then!
The Fear
let that be a warning to all of us then!
The Fear
no entiendo
ric112
no entiendo
ric112
Haha, excellent!
Nel-A
Haha, excellent!
Nel-A
LOL brilliant!
Little John Carew
LOL brilliant!
Little John Carew
LMAO, the dude monger looks like a very young Laursen! Funny as.
holte ender 1969
LMAO, the dude monger looks like a very young Laursen! Funny as.
holte ender 1969
 

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