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MON In Kebab Shop Plotting Transfers?!

MaineVillan has gone transfer window crazy, this is what he has to say:

I know it sounds crazy, but last night I was a bit drunk and fancied a Kebab to soak up the Special Brew before going home to the girlfriend and listening to her moan about stuff.

So, I was at the Kebab shop ordering a Donna when I see MON in the corner at one of those dingy little tables with loads of newspapers spread out on the table and floor.

I asked Mikel, the owner, what was going on and he said that MON had been there for the last three days solid just reading newspapers and circling the transfer links.

I asked Mikel if MON had spoken to him and he said no. In fact, it turns out that he had just overheard MON swearing at the papers and saying, 'I never thought of him,' or 'darn that's a good idea, I wonder if it is too late to get him.'

I asked if anyone else had been in to speak with him and Mikel said no. I also said he hadn't made any phone calls, though he did hear MON swearing about not knowing how to replenish his minutes on his call plan.

I asked Mikel if he had approached MON; he had! He asked him if he was expecting anyone, and MON said he was confident that one or two people would be joining him for Kebabs before the end of the season.

Mikel, also fearing MON might be hungry, asked him if he was going to order anything: he had been there three days without food or drink.

MON had replied that he was waiting to see what everyone was buying. Mikel did say that he swore everyone time someone ordered though and muttered, 'I was going to buy that, and now it's gone.'

I guess he is still there. Perhaps we should all visit and buy him something?




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Writer: MaineVillan Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday June 20 2009

Time: 2:45PM

Your Comments

I do like this. Very funny!
Villan Of The North
I do like this. Very funny!
Villan Of The North
nice to have something a bit lighter for once eh?!?!
The Fear
(I was going to say nice to have some light relief but I know I'd have got stick for that!)
The Fear
nice to have something a bit lighter for once eh?!?!
The Fear
(I was going to say nice to have some light relief but I know I'd have got stick for that!)
The Fear
I'll have a lamb kofte skewer with salad, please
Nimmo
I'll have a lamb kofte skewer with salad, please
Nimmo
Very clever an enjoyable read
dibanio
Very clever an enjoyable read
dibanio
I thought MON was a vegie???
Kuffit
I thought MON was a vegie???
Kuffit
I don't believe that!!
pjvilla
I don't believe that!!
pjvilla
MON's from NornIrn. How can he be a veggie?
chocolate teapot
MON's from NornIrn. How can he be a veggie?
chocolate teapot
"... have some light relief ..." - but then you went and said it anyway, Fear, so I reckon you must be due some stick. But hang on a minute - what if "stick" IS your idea of light relief? :o)
BobTheBuilder
"... have some light relief ..." - but then you went and said it anyway, Fear, so I reckon you must be due some stick. But hang on a minute - what if "stick" IS your idea of light relief? :o)
BobTheBuilder
Very, very funny!
Matt_Us
Very, very funny!
Matt_Us
Well let me know the address of the Kebap shop, I would gladly send him the German "Bild Zeitung" (Sun owned equivilent!), then he can get some ideas from over here!
villa_de
Well let me know the address of the Kebap shop, I would gladly send him the German "Bild Zeitung" (Sun owned equivilent!), then he can get some ideas from over here!
villa_de
I'll have 1 hleb 1 van der vaart and 1 michael owen plz
Avfc94 we do
I'll have 1 hleb 1 van der vaart and 1 michael owen plz
Avfc94 we do
Oh and I want my money back for garith Barry + him back aswell
Avfc94 we do
Oh and I want my money back for garith Barry + him back aswell
Avfc94 we do
lol that'll cost you, erm.. 25 million Pounds, Thank you. :0)
JT_daniel
lol that'll cost you, erm.. 25 million Pounds, Thank you. :0)
JT_daniel
Ther may be some truth to this. A couple of seasons ago I saw him in a butchers shop and he ordered some black puddings . . . . . . .
voiceoftheholte
Ther may be some truth to this. A couple of seasons ago I saw him in a butchers shop and he ordered some black puddings . . . . . . .
voiceoftheholte
I'm liking the new layout guys.
Saf 91
I'm liking the new layout guys.
Saf 91
But it would have been nicer if just the comments re-loaded when you click submit.
Saf 91
But it would have been nicer if just the comments re-loaded when you click submit.
Saf 91
 

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