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MON In Kebab Shop Plotting Transfers?!

MaineVillan has gone transfer window crazy, this is what he has to say:

I know it sounds crazy, but last night I was a bit drunk and fancied a Kebab to soak up the Special Brew before going home to the girlfriend and listening to her moan about stuff.

So, I was at the Kebab shop ordering a Donna when I see MON in the corner at one of those dingy little tables with loads of newspapers spread out on the table and floor.

I asked Mikel, the owner, what was going on and he said that MON had been there for the last three days solid just reading newspapers and circling the transfer links.

I asked Mikel if MON had spoken to him and he said no. In fact, it turns out that he had just overheard MON swearing at the papers and saying, 'I never thought of him,' or 'darn that's a good idea, I wonder if it is too late to get him.'

I asked if anyone else had been in to speak with him and Mikel said no. I also said he hadn't made any phone calls, though he did hear MON swearing about not knowing how to replenish his minutes on his call plan.

I asked Mikel if he had approached MON; he had! He asked him if he was expecting anyone, and MON said he was confident that one or two people would be joining him for Kebabs before the end of the season.

Mikel, also fearing MON might be hungry, asked him if he was going to order anything: he had been there three days without food or drink.

MON had replied that he was waiting to see what everyone was buying. Mikel did say that he swore everyone time someone ordered though and muttered, 'I was going to buy that, and now it's gone.'

I guess he is still there. Perhaps we should all visit and buy him something?




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Writer: MaineVillan Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday June 20 2009

Time: 2:45PM

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I do like this. Very funny!
Villan Of The North
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20/06/2009 14:53:00

I do like this. Very funny!
Villan Of The North
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20/06/2009 14:53:00

nice to have something a bit lighter for once eh?!?!
The Fear
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20/06/2009 14:55:00

(I was going to say nice to have some light relief but I know I'd have got stick for that!)
The Fear
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20/06/2009 14:55:00

nice to have something a bit lighter for once eh?!?!
The Fear
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20/06/2009 14:55:00

(I was going to say nice to have some light relief but I know I'd have got stick for that!)
The Fear
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20/06/2009 14:55:00

I'll have a lamb kofte skewer with salad, please
Nimmo
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20/06/2009 15:49:00

I'll have a lamb kofte skewer with salad, please
Nimmo
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20/06/2009 15:49:00

Very clever an enjoyable read
dibanio
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20/06/2009 16:00:00

Very clever an enjoyable read
dibanio
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20/06/2009 16:00:00

I thought MON was a vegie???
Kuffit
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20/06/2009 16:25:00

I thought MON was a vegie???
Kuffit
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20/06/2009 16:25:00

I don't believe that!!
pjvilla
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20/06/2009 16:28:00

I don't believe that!!
pjvilla
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20/06/2009 16:28:00

MON's from NornIrn. How can he be a veggie?
chocolate teapot
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20/06/2009 17:13:00

MON's from NornIrn. How can he be a veggie?
chocolate teapot
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20/06/2009 17:13:00

"... have some light relief ..." - but then you went and said it anyway, Fear, so I reckon you must be due some stick. But hang on a minute - what if "stick" IS your idea of light relief? :o)
BobTheBuilder
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20/06/2009 18:20:00

"... have some light relief ..." - but then you went and said it anyway, Fear, so I reckon you must be due some stick. But hang on a minute - what if "stick" IS your idea of light relief? :o)
BobTheBuilder
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20/06/2009 18:20:00

Very, very funny!
Matt_Us
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20/06/2009 20:14:00

Very, very funny!
Matt_Us
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20/06/2009 20:14:00

Well let me know the address of the Kebap shop, I would gladly send him the German "Bild Zeitung" (Sun owned equivilent!), then he can get some ideas from over here!
villa_de
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20/06/2009 23:17:00

Well let me know the address of the Kebap shop, I would gladly send him the German "Bild Zeitung" (Sun owned equivilent!), then he can get some ideas from over here!
villa_de
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20/06/2009 23:17:00

I'll have 1 hleb 1 van der vaart and 1 michael owen plz
Avfc94 we do
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21/06/2009 01:00:00

I'll have 1 hleb 1 van der vaart and 1 michael owen plz
Avfc94 we do
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21/06/2009 01:00:00

Oh and I want my money back for garith Barry + him back aswell
Avfc94 we do
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21/06/2009 01:02:00

Oh and I want my money back for garith Barry + him back aswell
Avfc94 we do
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21/06/2009 01:02:00

lol that'll cost you, erm.. 25 million Pounds, Thank you. :0)
JT_daniel
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21/06/2009 18:39:00

lol that'll cost you, erm.. 25 million Pounds, Thank you. :0)
JT_daniel
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21/06/2009 18:39:00

Ther may be some truth to this. A couple of seasons ago I saw him in a butchers shop and he ordered some black puddings . . . . . . .
voiceoftheholte
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22/06/2009 10:59:00

Ther may be some truth to this. A couple of seasons ago I saw him in a butchers shop and he ordered some black puddings . . . . . . .
voiceoftheholte
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22/06/2009 10:59:00

I'm liking the new layout guys.
Saf 91
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23/06/2009 22:32:00

I'm liking the new layout guys.
Saf 91
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23/06/2009 22:32:00

But it would have been nicer if just the comments re-loaded when you click submit.
Saf 91
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23/06/2009 22:33:00

But it would have been nicer if just the comments re-loaded when you click submit.
Saf 91
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23/06/2009 22:33:00

 

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