Don't normally do stuff like this but couldn't resist the title.....sorry.
With yet another holiday week for our poor overworked children coming up the club have decided to offer a BOGOFF deal on behind the scenes tours of Villa Park.
The buy one get one free deal includes a visit from overgrown pussycat Hercules and an opportunity to view some of the most famous trophies in our history.
For those who have bellies to feed the tour will end with lunch in The Holte and if you're not hungry you can head straight to Villa Village instead.
Tours will be taking place everyday from Mon 25 until Fri 29 and will kick off, or should that be walk off, at 10.30am.
Prices are as follows and in no particular order:
Adults with bellies - £16.95
Adults on a diet - £9.95
Under 16's (that's kiddies) with bellies - £11.95
Under 16's (still kiddies) who are too excited to eat - £6.95
Families not wanting to cook when they return home - £54.95
Families who have something on a slowcook - £29.85
When ringing 0800 612 0950 to book places please quote 'Whitsun BOGOF', but don't be agressive you might alarm the staff.