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Indecisive Dave On Villa's Season!

Indecisive Dave On Villa's Season!

Well, I can't make up my mind whether this season has been a good one or a bad one, reading the forum and article comments has made things no clearer so I've decided to watch the fast show character Indecisive Dave for inspiration.



So here goes, Indecisive Vital Villans take on the season, hey if you paid me more, I'd even have tried to make it funny:

This season has been shocking (this season has been shockingly good) and I've hated every moment (and I've loved every moment). We have taken no strides forward (we have taken massive strides forward) and I can't see how we'll ever realistically challenge the top four (and I can see we will be challenging the top four once again next season).

Our players just aren't up to the task (our players have been equal to the task and then some) and the manager is simply awful (and the manager is simply awesome).

I couldn't be more frustrated (I couldn't be more frustrated that the season is over) and can't wait for a break (and can't wait for the next season).

Villa really aren't moving forward at all (Villa really are moving forward) and that is unacceptable (and I think that is totally ace).

I was gobsmacked at the lack of interest shown in the cups (I was so happy that we did our best in the cups and found them very interesting) and thought Moscow was awful (and I thought Moscow was great, I loved the free meal for example!) and feel that we won't take the cups seriously again next season and the only silverware we'll have is the cutlery in the staff canteen provided by Doris The Tea Lady (and know we'll be in there again next season with a chance of bringing home some silverware which Doris the Tea Lady will no doubt have to polish).

I can't see MON being able to compete in the transfer window (it is great to know that MON is able to compete in the transfer market) and lets face it, he's failed in all the other transfer windows, I mean, just look at Salifou (and lets face it, despite the doomsayers, we've done great in the previous transfer windows, I mean, just look at Salifou).

No, for me I'm worried about what has happened this season, can't wait for it to end and have major fears for next season (no, for me the season could go on and on and I can't wait for the next one to start, the sooner the better).

MON is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy (MON is the messiah, just how lucky are we!)



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Writer:J P Fear
Date:Wednesday May 20 2009
Time: 9:00AM

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The Fear
19/05/2009 20:40:00
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The Fear
19/05/2009 20:40:00
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Very funny article.
voiceoftheholte
20/05/2009 09:24:00
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Very funny article.
voiceoftheholte
20/05/2009 09:24:00
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Not sure about it
Mat777
20/05/2009 11:01:00
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Not sure about it
Mat777
20/05/2009 11:01:00
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Great article...sums up divided opinions perfectly if you ask me
Euro_Champs_82
20/05/2009 12:39:00
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Great article...sums up divided opinions perfectly if you ask me
Euro_Champs_82
20/05/2009 12:39:00
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part of me says it is a great article, other parts say it is rubbish... oh no, not again!
The Fear
20/05/2009 18:12:00
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part of me says it is a great article, other parts say it is rubbish... oh no, not again!
The Fear
20/05/2009 18:12:00
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