Writer: J P Fear
Date:Thursday January 5 2006
As tradition dictates, the first week in January is a time for New Year’s resolutions. Robbie Fowler has pledged to improve his fitness, David James has vowed to overcome his fear of crosses and Steven Gerrard has promised to stop using Bolton players as trampolines.
Sam Hammam has one wish for the New Year, a Cup upset at Highbury. The charismatic Chairman is one of the games most colourful characters, when he signed Spencer Prior for Cardiff, he inserted two clauses in the contract; Prior had to eat sheep’s testicles and engage in a physical liaison with a sheep. Prior signed the contract, but he flat out refused to eat the testicle.
Mad Sam’s new crazy gang are in for a beating at Highbury, you can back the Cup holders at 1/7.
The managerial career of Graeme Souness hangs by a thread as Michael Owen is ruled out through injury. Michael has fell to the curse of the metatarsal, Wayne Rooney, David Beckham, Steven Gerrard and Gary Neville have all been laid up with a similar injury, that reads like a who’s who of English football; and Gary Neville. All that trouble, from just a little bone. Get on the Geordies to keep Graeme in work for another week; they’re 1/6 to beat Mansfield.
It’s been a tough season for West Brom, they’re odds on to be relegated, their only quality player has handed in a transfer request, their ball-boys have ginger hair and they’ve drawn the hottest team in the Country in the FA Cup. Reading are on a 27 match unbeaten run in the Championship; they’re available at 15/8 to beat the Baggies at the Hawthorns. I have three words of advice; get stuck in.
After a few choice tackles of his own, it’s somewhat ironic that Michael Essien has been ruled out due to a nasty challenge. Maybe there’s something in this karma; there is, half a poppadom. Chelsea are 1/14 to beat Huddersfield; they will win.
Peter Crouch has shown incredible improvement in recent weeks, at the start of the season he looked abysmal, now he’s scoring like Wayne Rooney on an 18-60 holiday in Amsterdam. Steven Gerrard is currently sizzling like a pan full of bacon, you can’t oppose the Reds; a 2/5 banker.
Why is it the characters in Eastenders are always depressed at Christmas? Possibly because they’re West Ham supporters. After losing three matches on the trot, the Hammers won’t fancy a trip to Carrow Road; the form book says the Canaries are a decent investment at 9/5; I refuse to argue with a book.
Kevin Nolan would like to get something off his chest; Stevie Gerrard. He believes Bolton have an excellent chance in the FA Cup this season, I agree. Bolton at 28’s, Villa at 33’s and Reading at 200’s are all worth a small each way tinkle.
With the Lions, Tigers, Owls and Rams all in action, the weekend specials have gone a bit animal.
“A Stag party” – Mansfield to score a goal Evs
“A bald Eagle” – Andy Johnson (Palace) to score with a header 4/1
“A Canary dwarf” – Dean Ashton to score with a header 7/1
“An old Deer” – Wayne Rooney to score a hat-trick 9/1
Quote of the week:
“If I’m at home, yes, I will see it, but maybe my wife would like to go somewhere. It all depends on my wife.”
Jose Mourinho (surprisingly) is mortal.
Stat, you’re a liberty:
The team with the sloppiest finishing in the Premiership is...Aston Villa. Less than 35% of Villa’s attempts trouble the goalkeeper.
Acc of the week:
Aston Villa, Everton, Bolton, Liverpool and Tottenham form the weekend accer, it pays out at 16/1.
Hull v Aston Villa Saturday 7th January 12.30 Live on BBC
Aston Villa 10/11
Get on: Aston Villa
Villa have drawn Hull in the FA Cup on four previous occasions, the Villa qualified every time. Villa are unbeaten over the Xmas period, away win.
Villa to score three or more goals 7/2
Arsenal v Cardiff Saturday 7th January 13.00
Get on: Arsenal
The Gunners have failed to find the net in their last two and a half matches. Cardiff conceded five against Reading in their last match, the Gunners will put that stat to bed.
Cardiff to have a player sent off 6/1
Wigan v Leeds Saturday 7th January 13.00
Get on: Leeds
Leeds have won their last four, Wigan have lost their last two. Leeds won their only previous FA Cup encounter, a shock is on the cards; if Leeds beating Wigan is a shock.
Leeds to score two or more goals 5/2
Chelsea v Huddersfield Saturday 7th January 15.00
Get on: Chelsea
The last time Huddersfield travelled to the Bridge in a Cup match, Chelsea took a 1-0 mauling. It’s seven games without a win for Huddersfield, a repeat can be safely ruled out.
Joe Cole to score at any time 11/8
Ipswich v Portsmouth Saturday 7th January 15.00
Get on: Ipswich
Pompey look a stronger outfit under Harry, but five defeats away from home on the bounce tells a story. Joe Royle will have his boys up for this one; home win.
Jason De Vos to score the only goal of the game 175/1
Millwall v Everton Saturday 7th January 15.00
Get on: Everton
It’s two wins on the bounce for Everton, their improved form should see them past a relegation threatened Millwall.
Tim Cahill to score the only goal of the game 28/1
Newcastle v Mansfield Saturday 7th January 15.00
Get on: Newcastle
The Geordies have conceded two goals in each of their last three matches. Fortunately for the Toon Army, Mansfield are awful.
Alan Shearer to score a hat-trick 12/1
Norwich v West Ham Saturday 7th January 15.00
West Ham 6/5
Get on: Norwich
It’s five wins out of six for Norwich, while the Hammers have lost three on the bounce. The Premiership side are up against it.
Dean Ashton to score two or more goals 8/1
Watford v Bolton Saturday 7th January 15.00
Get on: Bolton
Watford have a 100% record against Bolton in the FA Cup, played one, won one. One fancies Bolton in this one.
Diouf to score two or more goals 13/2
West Brom v Reading Saturday 7th January 15.00
West Brom 6/5
Get on: Reading
Reading are unbeaten in the league since the opening day, the Baggies are boinging out of the FA Cup.
Dave Kitson to score the first goal 15/2
Luton v Liverpool Saturday 7th January 17.30 Live on BBC
Get on: Liverpool
The Pool are flying, Luton have earned 4 points out of the last 21 available. A banker away win.
Djibril Cisse to score two or more goals 9/2
Burton Albion v Man Utd Sunday 8th January 16.00 Live on Sky
Burton Albion 25/1
Man Utd 1/12
Get on: Man Utd
Cloughie and Cup success are synonymous, but this fairytale does not have a happy ending. Burton have been tight at the back recently, they haven’t conceded more than one goal in their last 14 games. It won’t be a cakewalk for United.
Man U to win 2-0 9/1
Leicester v Tottenham Sunday 8th January 18.30 Live on BBC
Get on: Tottenham
These two have drawn each other in the FA Cup on eight previous occasions, Spurs have qualified seven times. It’s eight games without a win for Leicester; it’s a question of how many.
Tottenham to score four or more goals 6/1
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