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Let's hope we're shopping for the premiership! 3 homes games on the trot. We need about 5 points from them which will take us to 38 points with 7 games to go. Our form is appalling and it's no good the players and MON saying we need a strong finish if we can't play Fulham with any confidence, Arsenal and Liverpool will do us. I know the long term future is promising but the results are not much better than DOL at the moment. It concerns and frustrates me and I needed to get it off my chest. Thanks for listening. UTV

why wont they leave our keane alone.

look, if you think robbie would go up there to live in scumville you've obviously got no fackin idea. 4 goals in his last two games - do you really think that he is top of the list to potential out of the door candidates come the summer.

You can have Murphy if you want him. We'll give you money!

Damn right peggy the can have the money take murphy anyway isnt this the wrong claret and blue website today Yids forever

Correct great dando-i think the yids will need him anyway given ther fact they are getting *****ed on by relegation doomed hammers. As for scumsville-didnt Keane used to play for coventry, wolves and wanted to join Villa bvefore muppet ellis wouldnt fork up the extras cash? The real spurs way is always midtable at best. What a bunch of cockney ponces.

We should have had Keane when he left Chaventry....... I think we need to aim higher.

Jefe-thanks for making the effort, clearly you were getting stuffed when i wrote it and i was sure that the hopeless hammers would put you out of sight. My apolgies to your good fortune! A step down at the moment, but as i said earlier, in most seasons it would be a step up for Keane to come to Villa. As for Angel, thats paper garbage, of course he isnt good enough for you or us. We are rebuilding and are not in your position but i dont see how you claim to be the best out of the top 4. You are miles away from CL contention and are no better than many of the clubs around you. Where is the evidence to back your statement-todays result?!! hah aha. Im afraid you are what you have always been- a midtable club withn fans who think you are better than everyone else. Its not only the arse that cant stand. Im sorry but i havent got any good will to you or your fans because you generally lord over evferyone else with nio basis whatsoever. You may finish top 8 this season. Over the course of premiership history that would be a promising season for you.

Anyway villa i should think will be signing these players mentioned expect ronaldinho but mabye in 6 years when he wants to win the league...but i really want a right winger

My basis for the argument is the fact that we finished 5th last season and were 4th for months until the final day of the season! We are now only 1 point off sixth place and very much on course for a top 6 finish in a season were we have already reached one cup semi and our now in an FA Cup QF and going strong in Europe! No other team outside the top 4 has shown that kind of progess in the last few yr's except Everton's flash in the pan a couple of yrs ago and then they nearly got relegated a year after! This is also baring in mind that King, our captain and best defender has been out for most of the season and never been fully fit when playing, also Lennon, Jenas, Malbranque and Keane have been out for lengthy spells aswell as Zokora and Berb missing games and adjusting to the Prem! We have England's number 1, Chimbo is easily one of the best RB's in the country, King and Dawson will prove to be one of the best partnerships in the Prem when they get a full season of play together (if King had not been out for our last 3-4 games last season - we would have been playing CL football this season)! Lennon along with Ronaldo and Robben is one of the best winger's in the country! Jenas, Zokora and Huddlestone are quality CM's as they have proven over the last 4 victories, once they get even more time to gel will just get better and better! Even Tainio is half decent, a player your club wanted! As for up front, well the fact that O'Neill would love either Keane or Defoe speaks volumes and as for Berbatov well what more needs to be said? I base it not only on what we have done, I am basing it on the players we have and we have a seriously talented squad, which when a couple of top quality left footers are added is going to go very far indeed! No disrespect, but there is nobody at Villa who I would put in our first team apart from your captain Barry, who is a yiddo I believe! I could not really care less what happened 10-15 years ago as that will have no baring on the here and now and that is that Spurs are a club on the up and up! The comment about finishing 2nd 15 ys ago, so what? What bearing does that have in the here and now? Nothing, if I am deluded then you guys are just as bad! I'm talking about last season, you guys are talking about 15 years ago? How many of those players are in your current sqaud? Right now Villa is a step down from Spurs, accept it, its fact! The league table does not lie and nor do the cup comp's or Europe! Villa aren't even safe from relegation yet, let alone having a chance of European football for next season!

Christ, why do Spurs *****s always write essays? Have yu seen their own website - can't even be arsed to read any of it...... Bottom line - ideas above their station. £62m spent and f all to show for it. Come back in 3 years time when MON has had the opportunity Jol has to build a squad. In the meantime shut up moaning.

Actually Jefe... Villa have finished above Spurs on 10 of the 14 seasons since the PL began. In fact, Villa have finished in the top 6 on 6 occassions in the same period of time, as opposed to spurs' once, (Last season).. so if anything, last season was a fluke for you. Get your facts right... you deluded chump

Our little Spud friend is having delluisions of grandeaur! Spurs the best bet outside of the top 4? Let's ask Bolton, Everton, and even our own fans about that. If we had as much cash as what Spurs have had over the past few years we would have gone further than them! As for all those players that JEFE mentioned, Zokora got slated when you got trounced by Man Utd a few weeks back, Keane's heart wasn't in it, Malbranque is crocked as is King, Jenas is the most overrated player in England, and Berbatov's only liked when he scores goals. Spurs fans are the most fickle i've ever come across, only 3 weeks ago you wanted the whole team out, and now you're bleating on like a bunch of world beaters. As for what you've achieved in the here and now compared to us, lets have a look shall we? Hmmmm, you finished 5th to Arsenal last year, you got knocked out of the league cup by Arsenal this year, your well outside of 4th place at the moment in the league, and you didn't play the hardest team that you drew in the UEFA cup 'cos they got kicked out....so you've won exactly the same as Villa, and we had a muppet in charge for 3 years. Once O'Neill has sorted Villa out we'll see whose best!

We need to be setting our sights way higher than on Robbie Keane,. Surely?

Oh for the record, on the money situation: Your record signings = Young (completely unproven) - nearly £10m Angel - £9.5m Collymore - £7m Merson - £6.75m Baros - £6.5m Alpay - £5.5m Steve Stone - £5.5m It has to be said, Villa never spend any money! Brilliant players above, really did wonders for your club! We may have spent a lot of money, but have also brought a lot of money in and all the first team members are investments, I doubt we are looking at negative equity on the likes of Robbo, King, Daws, Lennon, Hudd, Jenas, Malbranque, Defoe, Keane, Berbs, even the likes of Chimbo and Zokora! It balances out to just over £50m you spent above and about £50m that we've spent on players mentioned! Just Lennon and Berbs would not be far off commanding that fee by themselves this summer and that is not unrealistic, £40m is guaranteed should we sell which is very unlikely but still! Would love to know how much of that £50m+ Villa got back? Answers on postcard! What we have to show for money spent is a massive profit for almost any sale of those mentioned above from a financial point view, but as for on the pitch, 5th narrowly missing out on CL, 1 semi, 1 QF with more to come, last 16 in Europe with more to come and challenging for 5th again - not bad for a team staring relegation in the face only just over 2 yrs ago (dont know where 3 yr argument is coming from)! This is why I said what I said originally, we are on the up and up - its not a case of being fickle, its a case of clear facts! But anyway I guess that for a team that was big 20 yrs ago to see a fellowing sleeping giant rise must be painful! Bit like taking too much pleasure watching porn, your only watching another man do what you should be doing! Gd luck, no hard feelings (pardon the pun)!