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O'Neill To Forest - Fear To Wed Rachel Stevens

Sometimes you've just got to laugh... well, you haven't got to, I'm not going to throw laughing gas your way, but you get my drift...

Anyway, The Daily Express has a 'report' today suggesting that Martin O'Neill will soon be the target for a consortium from the Middle East (Dubai based to be exact) who are looking to buy Championship club and former glory hole (not sure what a glory hole is to be honest but then again, it sounds good) of Brian Clough Nottingham Forest.

The former Forest player and now Villa boss, it is said, is the groups target to get Forest back into the promised land.

I'd say that is as likely for them as my 'reported' target, Rachel Stevens is for me. Then again, it is a funny old game, maybe one day Rachel Stevens will fall for my bountiful hair and endless charm and wit.

Oh and then, just before publishing this story, I've re-checked and Nottingham Forest have denied rumours of a Middle Eastern consortium.

Forest chief executive Mark Arthur told the Nottingham Evening Post 'It's rubbish.'

No one in the Rachel Stevens camp was about for comment on the Fear's hopes and dreams however a source close to the former singer said it would be bad for Fear's health if he held his breath whilst waiting.




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Date:Wednesday November 12 2008

Time: 1:13PM

Your Comments

Stevens would probably pick a Baggie anyway I reckon Fear...
Alex Humpage
More chance of Fear marrying MON and Rachel Stevens managing Forest
DoLpHiNaToR
Who is Rachel Stevens? Yes I do lead a sheltered life.
coltrane
I think MON will go there one day, think they would need to be Premiership for it to happen now though.
young_jonah
My future wife Coltrane, that is all you need to know! :o)
The Fear
I would marry either of them.
lerneravfc
Just googled her - nice choice Mr Fear......
gmvillan
I think we'd be very happy together gm!
The Fear
Poor old Rach..
col8
Utter bunkum. Complete fabrication. A pack of lies. Totally impossible. It could never happen. Sheer rot. The Fear story I believe 100%.
glensider
coltrane, I'm so glad you posed that question of our fellow members. I too am in ignorance, clearly age goes against me. Yet Colin (col8) seems to know who she is.
glensider
 

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