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A Counter Offer, Through The Press, To Liverpool

A Counter Offer, Through The Press, To Liverpool

An Offer To Liverpool

I would formally like to offer the following to Liverpool Football Club and their mini-me-Tom Jones-lookalike Rafa Benitez.

Fernando Torres to Villa.

In exchange we would allow you to take Bella the mascot, Moustapha Salifou, Thomas Sorensen, you can have Scott Carson back and we'll throw in £3.50

We'll do the negotiations as you know best, through the press.

How does that sound?



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Writer:J P Fear
Date:Friday May 2 2008
Time: 3:02PM

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"Liverpool do their business through the press" - so you are 100 per cent sure it wasn't Gareth Barry's agent who went running to the papers in order to get his client, and as a consequence himself, more cash in the summer?
DerryVillan
02/05/2008 15:06:00
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Transfers through the press hey, bit naughty, but its not unsual. Im here all week.
mackaavfc
02/05/2008 15:07:00
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Not that there is any suggestion any tapping up as gone on, but why is it against the rules anyway? In real life - and football clubs like to be thought of as real world companies - headhunting is a multi-billion pound industry. What's the difference? Hmm?
DerryVillan
02/05/2008 15:08:00
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They can't have Bella! Give them Berger back.
GCR_villlan
02/05/2008 15:10:00
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Salifou for torres? no chance, salif salifouuuuu
krisvilla
02/05/2008 15:15:00
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***Applauds Macka!!!***
DeanoVilla
02/05/2008 15:16:00
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We want that Goatie and Tash for one of up and coming youngsters thrown in to the deal now that Olof is off.
Villan444
02/05/2008 15:17:00
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Tha's one great offer. No chance it can be rebuffed! ;p
Fan of Blues
02/05/2008 15:25:00
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throw in a few hub caps too, scousers seem to like them.
jonah
02/05/2008 15:27:00
0
Like sour grapes mate!
magnumopus
02/05/2008 15:32:00
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