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Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday August 5 2006

Time: 10:19AM

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now then, how do I spend my 20million
The Fear
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05/08/2006 10:22:00

Who farted???
still skeggy
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05/08/2006 10:23:00

what do you mean Steve, I can't have the money AND stay?
The Fear
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05/08/2006 10:24:00

I've just realised what Ellis Out means, I thought they were singing my praises.
The Fear
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05/08/2006 10:25:00

stride: thats it ellis im sorry it come to this, but i cant let you live any longer!
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05/08/2006 10:30:00

Come quietly the gun in your back is loaded.
still skeggy
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05/08/2006 10:31:00

"Over my dead bod...aaghhh!"
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05/08/2006 10:36:00

"what is thy bidding my master"
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05/08/2006 10:39:00

Smithers, look at all those TV cameras and the bright lights, are they for me ? But, the electric bill is going to be colossal. Turn off the air conditioning smartish and who said they could have a drink of water.
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05/08/2006 10:40:00

Oh no! My son's building firm won't get any more contracts if I go..........
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05/08/2006 10:41:00

I could just imagine a statue of myself in the car park. I'll make it a condition in the contract.
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05/08/2006 10:43:00

I hope Randy get's rid of those Balti pies!
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05/08/2006 10:51:00

Mmmm Jessica Alba (becasue we've all been there). heh.
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05/08/2006 10:55:00

My god Steve that was REALLY salty!
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05/08/2006 10:58:00

I invented the bicycle kick and met the queen, blagh, blagh cup final blagh blagh yawn
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05/08/2006 11:33:00

*****!...did I call the local reporter a Big "C"
Wants a "Randy" owne
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05/08/2006 12:01:00

"Steve move your hand I can't breath", "No I wont Mr Ellis". It must be a dream coz Stridy has never been known to say NO to Doug
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05/08/2006 12:06:00

Sorry Doug but Lerner's in charge now
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05/08/2006 12:09:00

Doug "mMMMmmmmMMMffffmmmfff", Steve "Look Doug! in the next meeting with Randy, let me do all the talking".
Wants a "Randy" owne
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05/08/2006 12:33:00

See, I told you I could get 125 marshmellows in my mouth.
Villain Of The North
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05/08/2006 12:48:00

Just relax Mr Ellis, don't struggle and you'll soon be asleep.
Villain Of The North
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05/08/2006 12:48:00

I think I'mm gonna throw up!!! I think someone shat in my balti pie!!!!
Villain Of The North
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05/08/2006 12:50:00

We realy have to get rid of this O'Leary chap, even I can see that this football is ****e and boaring.
Villain Of The North
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05/08/2006 12:51:00

Mr Ellis, control that giggling. I know the fans don't get the joke but the boys over a City are laughing their b*llox off.
Villain Of The North
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05/08/2006 12:52:00

Ellis: ooo stride! is that you im sitting on? Stride:you already know the answer to that mr.eillis ;)
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05/08/2006 13:02:00

Oh my god Steve, did i really tell Randy i was willing to sell and walk away with my money.
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05/08/2006 14:56:00

Hey Steve.... there's no oxygen comming out of this new mask you've given me.....but it does smell of Brut and Cheese !!
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05/08/2006 17:21:00

Say it aint so Steve, do the fans really want us to come out!
NY Villa
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06/08/2006 02:43:00

Oh my god steve, I've just had a funny thought! Do you think, perhaps, just maybe, after all these years, the way to keep the fans happy might be to just, errr, how do I put this? "***** OFF" for good?................Nah, thought not, they love me don't they?..........Yes Mr Ellis sir, (but not as much as I do eh?), nudge, nudge, wink, wink!!!!!!!
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06/08/2006 16:47:00

Hmmm...Now where am I again?
Bigwire McGuire
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06/08/2006 18:42:00


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