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The Journalist

Writer: J P Fear Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday August 5 2006

Time: 10:19AM

Your Comments

now then, how do I spend my 20million
The Fear
Who farted???
still skeggy
what do you mean Steve, I can't have the money AND stay?
The Fear
I've just realised what Ellis Out means, I thought they were singing my praises.
The Fear
stride: thats it ellis im sorry it come to this, but i cant let you live any longer!
holtevillan
Come quietly the gun in your back is loaded.
still skeggy
"Over my dead bod...aaghhh!"
Saurat
"what is thy bidding my master"
nealtam
Smithers, look at all those TV cameras and the bright lights, are they for me ? But, the electric bill is going to be colossal. Turn off the air conditioning smartish and who said they could have a drink of water.
AVwhite
Oh no! My son's building firm won't get any more contracts if I go..........
Gazvilla
I could just imagine a statue of myself in the car park. I'll make it a condition in the contract.
Gazvilla
I hope Randy get's rid of those Balti pies!
Reddi!
Mmmm Jessica Alba (becasue we've all been there). heh.
espedair
My god Steve that was REALLY salty!
deanovilla
I invented the bicycle kick and met the queen, blagh, blagh cup final blagh blagh yawn
ooahPaulMcGrath
*****!...did I call the local reporter a Big "C"
Wants a "Randy" owne
"Steve move your hand I can't breath", "No I wont Mr Ellis". It must be a dream coz Stridy has never been known to say NO to Doug
Donzarra
Sorry Doug but Lerner's in charge now
ooahPaulMcGrath
Doug "mMMMmmmmMMMffffmmmfff", Steve "Look Doug! in the next meeting with Randy, let me do all the talking".
Wants a "Randy" owne
See, I told you I could get 125 marshmellows in my mouth.
Villain Of The North
Just relax Mr Ellis, don't struggle and you'll soon be asleep.
Villain Of The North
I think I'mm gonna throw up!!! I think someone shat in my balti pie!!!!
Villain Of The North
We realy have to get rid of this O'Leary chap, even I can see that this football is ****e and boaring.
Villain Of The North
Mr Ellis, control that giggling. I know the fans don't get the joke but the boys over a City are laughing their b*llox off.
Villain Of The North
Ellis: ooo stride! is that you im sitting on? Stride:you already know the answer to that mr.eillis ;)
No.1_villan
Oh my god Steve, did i really tell Randy i was willing to sell and walk away with my money.
Donzarra
Hey Steve.... there's no oxygen comming out of this new mask you've given me.....but it does smell of Brut and Cheese !!
ULSTER VILLA
Say it aint so Steve, do the fans really want us to come out!
NY Villa
Oh my god steve, I've just had a funny thought! Do you think, perhaps, just maybe, after all these years, the way to keep the fans happy might be to just, errr, how do I put this? "***** OFF" for good?................Nah, thought not, they love me don't they?..........Yes Mr Ellis sir, (but not as much as I do eh?), nudge, nudge, wink, wink!!!!!!!
Godsvilla
Hmmm...Now where am I again?
Bigwire McGuire
 

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